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Once when I was around 11-12 years old, I had a huge crush on my cousin's friend. She was always with my cousin and sometimes they would come with my aunt to watch my baseball games at the Community League park. One day after one of my games a friend of mine and those 2 were walking a path that surrounded the baseball park.
On the ground I found a 2x4 wood plan. So I picked it up and was eventually going to chuck it further into the woods to display how far I could throw it, impressing not only my friend but the girl I had a crush on that was with my cousin. They started to "girl talk" so they had to usher themselves about 15-20 feet ahead of us so we couldn't hear. I assumed the girl I had a crush on was telling me cousin how she wanted to marry me, etc. 3-5 minutes passed and they were still ahead of us and we only had about 50 yards of path left until we were back at the park to go home.
I had to get her attention, so in a throw comparable to that of Eli Manning to David Tyree, I chucked that 2x4 plank of wood as far as I could over their heads. However, instead of it going over there heads and us jokingly discussing how I almost hit them, it fucking NAILED home girl in the back of the face. She caught it with her head just like Tyree did.
She starts crying, she's bleeding, my cousin runs to get my aunt and by the time she gets there she's already cussing at me. It was the absolute worst feeling in the world. The girl I had a crush on all summer was now bleeding from me cracking her in the head with a 2x4 like I was Hacksaw Jim Duggan or something. Just glad the nail didn't wind up hitting her.
TL;DR : Tried to show off in front of a girl I had a crush on, accidentally hit her in the back of the head with a giant 2x4, barely avoided killing her.
On the ground I found a 2x4 wood plan. So I picked it up and was eventually going to chuck it further into the woods to display how far I could throw it, impressing not only my friend but the girl I had a crush on that was with my cousin. They started to "girl talk" so they had to usher themselves about 15-20 feet ahead of us so we couldn't hear. I assumed the girl I had a crush on was telling me cousin how she wanted to marry me, etc. 3-5 minutes passed and they were still ahead of us and we only had about 50 yards of path left until we were back at the park to go home.
I had to get her attention, so in a throw comparable to that of Eli Manning to David Tyree, I chucked that 2x4 plank of wood as far as I could over their heads. However, instead of it going over there heads and us jokingly discussing how I almost hit them, it fucking NAILED home girl in the back of the face. She caught it with her head just like Tyree did.
She starts crying, she's bleeding, my cousin runs to get my aunt and by the time she gets there she's already cussing at me. It was the absolute worst feeling in the world. The girl I had a crush on all summer was now bleeding from me cracking her in the head with a 2x4 like I was Hacksaw Jim Duggan or something. Just glad the nail didn't wind up hitting her.
TL;DR : Tried to show off in front of a girl I had a crush on, accidentally hit her in the back of the head with a giant 2x4, barely avoided killing her.
