My answer for saving the world

[bubbleheadchief]

I have the answer to the worlds problems. Forgive me this will be a little long. And this is not made up, this happened within the last 40 minutes.



I was on my way back to work after getting called back in because of an "emergency." DC being DC, the traffic sucks 24/7 but is even worse on holiday weekends. I get stuck behind this dude in a little FIT?? not sure what make it is, Suzuki maybe, anyway, its one of those little POS cars that tree huggers just love to drive. Anyway this stupid ****** is doing 30 in a 45 in the left hand lane, and of course there is no opening to get past him. I finally cut someone else off (yes I am part of the problem too) and pull up to this schmeg at a light. He has his window open and I look over and politely say to him, "You do realize the road you are on has a posted speed limit of 45, and you are creating a huge traffic jam by riding in that lane.?"

"Well so what, my car just isnt built for speed it is designed to help the enviroment, as I care about the world and my carbon footprint. Unlike you in that gas guzzling monstrosity" he replies as he looks at me in my souped up mustang. Honest, that is what he said to me.

"If you care so much about the world and the carbon footprint you are creating, do us all a favor, the human species you are trying to save and the future generations to come, just fucking Kill Yourself you tree hugging asshole....no more carbon footprint."

Yes I said this, as I was #1 pissed that I had to come back here to work, and #2 was stuck behind a fucking idiot.



So there is your answer, if you truely want to do your part for the enviroment, kill yourself. Especially if you are one of those self-righteous jack asses that has decided it his responsibility to point out to everyone else what they are doing to destroy the world.

 

[Rdrhwke]

Fuckin hilarious. :lol:

 

[bri]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]I have the answer to the worlds problems. Forgive me this will be a little long. And this is not made up, this happened within the last 40 minutes.



I was on my way back to work after getting called back in because of an "emergency." DC being DC, the traffic sucks 24/7 but is even worse on holiday weekends. I get stuck behind this dude in a little FIT?? not sure what make it is, Suzuki maybe, anyway, its one of those little POS cars that tree huggers just love to drive. Anyway this stupid ****** is doing 30 in a 45 in the left hand lane, and of course there is no opening to get past him. I finally cut someone else off (yes I am part of the problem too) and pull up to this schmeg at a light. He has his window open and I look over and politely say to him, "You do realize the road you are on has a posted speed limit of 45, and you are creating a huge traffic jam by riding in that lane.?"

"Well so what, my car just isnt built for speed it is designed to help the enviroment, as I care about the world and my carbon footprint. Unlike you in that gas guzzling monstrosity" he replies as he looks at me in my souped up mustang. Honest, that is what he said to me.

"If you care so much about the world and the carbon footprint you are creating, do us all a favor, the human species you are trying to save and the future generations to come, just fucking Kill Yourself you tree hugging asshole....no more carbon footprint."

Yes I said this, as I was #1 pissed that I had to come back here to work, and #2 was stuck behind a fucking idiot.



So there is your answer, if you truely want to do your part for the enviroment, kill yourself. Especially if you are one of those self-righteous jack asses that has decided it his responsibility to point out to everyone else what they are doing to destroy the world.[/quote]





Sounds like someone needs a pacifier. Hun, just take a chill pill and relax. All that stress is not good for you. Besides you have a way cooler car.

 

[bri]

So I guess this means your wife let you have your balls back for the day.

 

[sth]

I have to admit that I share some environmentalist feelings. But those guys in the tiny energy cars are tools. If they were so "committed" to the environment they would take a bike or the subway. What a bunch of dopes.

 

[phranchk]

Reminds me of the Smug episode on South Park.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155193

 

[supraman]

Here;s the funny thing my car is more fuel efficient at 45 than 30. I get about 41-45 mpg at 45 but only 35-40 doing 30 mpg. So well he's fully of shit. bubble you should have said "Then why isn't your car electric asshole"

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

Golden bubblehead. Reminds me of that interview in Religulous, when he's interviewing the Christian figure shop keeper and the guys keeps going on and on, "I know that God has a better plan for me and I am to do bigger and better things when I pass on", and he goes, "then why don't you kill yourself".



Its funny that people think their little pussy cars make a difference, I've had two professors who haven't driven a car in 30 years and the other one ever. The one lives behind my friends house at school, he uses an old school lawn mower with just the blades, doesn't have a T.V., gets the paper twice a week and basically lives in the 1800's. Now those guys can give me all the green shit they want. BTW, I'm sure that guy had just gotten home from a cross atlantic flight.....

 

[LordKOTL]

Bingo. all cars have a "sweet spot" of fuel efficiency...and I seriously doubt anything like a honda fit is 30mph. It would have to be a diesel or the like.



2ndly...check with the local traffic statutes...many states have laws against slow drivers--like no more then 10 under the limit or, in the case of Washington state--in any case where a driver is impeding more than 5 vehicles, they MUST pull over to let said vehicles pass.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

The part that makes me laugh, when I drove up from Canaveral to here, I was able to squeeze about 20-21 mpg out of that thing....not great but for a Roush, that aint too shabby.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

All car talk and "save the planet" shit aside, this guy was one of those douchebags that thinks to himself: "I'm not in any hurry so you shouldn't be either". I'd like to yank them out of the car and shake them like a month old baby.

 

[supraman]

[quote name="jaxhawksfan"]All car talk and "save the planet" shit aside, this guy was one of those douchebags that thinks to himself: "I'm not in any hurry so you shouldn't be either". I'd like to yank them out of the car and shake them like a month old baby.[/quote]



I deal with that crap from old people down here in FL. I'm sorry I have a job to get to, get the **** out of my way.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="jaxhawksfan"]All car talk and "save the planet" shit aside, this guy was one of those douchebags that thinks to himself: "I'm not in any hurry so you shouldn't be either". I'd like to yank them out of the car and shake them like a month old baby.[/quote]

Bravo.

:lol:

 

[bri]

[quote name="jaxhawksfan"]All car talk and "save the planet" shit aside, this guy was one of those douchebags that thinks to himself: "I'm not in any hurry so you shouldn't be either". I'd like to yank them out of the car and shake them like a month old baby.[/quote]



And do you spend your spare time ripping the wings off butterflies?

 

[supraman]

No but I kick kittens

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

[quote name="supraman"]No but I kick kittens[/quote]



Hahah, kittens grow up to be cats and cats suck.

 

[bri]

[quote name="supraman"]No but I kick kittens[/quote]



And have sex with alligators against their will.

 

[sth]

[quote name="bri"]



And have sex with alligators against their will. [/quote]

He told me that any alligator parading around his house is asking for it. :lol:

 

[Maiden]

Was at Whole Foods with the wife one day when we pulled in their were 3 spots reserved for green cars. So I did what any good capitalist would do.............I parked our Escalade right there in the 1st spot. Unfortunately no one was around to give me grief and no one left any nasty notes on the windshield.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Good one! Maiden. I would have done the same just to see if anyone wanted to start shit.