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Ate some collard greens last night as a side for some ribs that I had smoked for 4 hours. I had heard that they make for very good B.M. It's true. I don't remember eating as much yesterday as what my butt production today would indicate. Feeling pretty healthy and very clean right now.:D
 

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Any lima's in your stool?
 

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Any lima's in your stool?

not that I'm aware, but maybe. It's been years since I had a lima bean but these collards might have cleared out some very old inventory.
 

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not that I'm aware, but maybe. It's been years since I had a lima bean but these collards might have cleared out some very old inventory.

Old inventory haha.

Kale has been doing the same for me. And cabbage, that stuff makes me dookie real good.
 

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Old inventory haha.

Kale has been doing the same for me. And cabbage, that stuff makes me dookie real good.

It's strange, because I eat lots of kale and lots of cabbage, especially sauerkraut. I've been an elite shitter for the longest time but this collard greens experience probably puts me in a class all by myself.
 

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Maybe it was the ribs? Smoked foods make me have nice turds.

*Joke for you*

Why is shit tapered?

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So your asshole doesn't slam shut. :-v
 

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HHM *** Pride can fix your butt problem.:tiptoe:
 

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HHM *** Pride can fix your butt problem.:tiptoe:

lol, i don't have a problem. and sorry for this thread it was meant to be a joke because of the back and leg threads. I think butt health his important though and encourage people to have good consistent movements.
 

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lol, i don't have a problem. and sorry for this thread it was meant to be a joke because of the back and leg threads. I think butt health his important though and encourage people to have good consistent movements.

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If there is one thing American's could all eat more of it's fiber. Eat more, raw vegetables and fruit.

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Think my 10 year old boy has you all beat. His butt produces turds that are bigger than he is.
 

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So you're saying your kid is backed up like the US deficit?
 
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