"Names He Calls Your Boobs" From Cosmo

[bri]

This was in my latest issue of Cosmo and I thought some of you might find it amusing. It is a list of 53 of men’s favorite names for breasts. They are even categorized. I was surprised at some of the common ones left off the list. Feel free to add your own.





Animals

Guppies

Puppies

Hooters



Terrain

Hills

Mounds

Boulders

Grand Tetons

Twin Peaks



Car Parts

Headrests

Air Bags

High Beams

Spark Plugs

Honkers



Weaponry

WMDs

Bazookas

Bombshells

Cannon Balls

Bullets

Torpedoes



Musical Instruments

Tom-Toms

Kazoos

Bongos

Dueling Banjos



Nonsense Words

Flompers

Bonerizers

Badoinkies

Chesticles

Bazongas



Foods

Milk Jugs

Milkshakes

Honeydews

Coconuts

Melons

Cantaloupes

Peaches

Grapefruits

Mangos

Muffins

Flapjacks

Fried Eggs

Honey Buns

Bon Bons

Yams

Butterballs

Tamales

Chimichangas

Dumplings

Whoppers



Baby Talk

Ta-tas

Chi-chis

Boobies

Num-nums

Yum-yums













I can also add



Cupcakes

Mosquito Bites

Hand Warmers

The Girls

The Twins

Milk Dispensers

 

[sth]

Very good list Bri. Milk Dispensers is a great one. I like calling them ladies.

 

[bri]

Very good list Bri. Milk Dispensers is a great one. I like calling them ladies.

I didn't make it up. My mom's boss when she was in college called hers that and she hated it. Nowadays, that would probably fall under sexual harassment.

 

[sth]

I didn't make it up. My mom's boss when she was in college called hers that and she hated it. Nowadays, that would probably fall under sexual harassment.

Yeah the 70's were a crazy time. I hope you would kick someones butt if they said that to you. Although I'm sure your girls are very nice.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

The girls

Love pillows

Saline Sacks

Titties

Tits

Those things

 

[jakobeast]

Bewbahs



Milk wagons



things I stick my wiener between

















Some of those are just ridiculous.

 

[winos5]

Golden winabagos

 

[winos5]

mosquito bites

 

[Ymono37]

things I stick my wiener between

your Dad's buttcheeks?

the couch cushions?

the sides of a bored-out cantaloupe?

2 pieces of microwaved liver?

the walls of a truck-stop men's room?

RK's lips?

crap, now I'm horny...

 

[howcho]

Food



Dairy



Nonsense



Mahoskas



and under weapons I am fond of..



Ordinance

 

[MassHavoc]

Fun Bags

 

[whiteevo]

Fun Bags

yes they are...............wait what........sorry

 

[Bringmepie]

Fun Bags

I think I've heard that used on the TV show, "House". That makes it legitimate.. mmmmm-maybe.

 

[howcho]

I call the left one

Barry Trotts

and the right one

Bruce Boudreux

 

[jakobeast]

I call the left one

Barry Trotts

and the right one

Bruce Boudreux

Well, I guess tits don't have necks.

 

[jakobeast]

your Dad's buttcheeks?

the couch cushions?

the sides of a bored-out cantaloupe?

2 pieces of microwaved liver?

the walls of a truck-stop men's room?

RK's lips?

crap, now I'm horny...

you too?

 

[Bringmepie]

I call the left one

Barry Trotts

and the right one

Bruce Boudreux

Your left and right or hers?

 

[bri]

Surprised nobody has said Knockers.



Howcho, I was surprised you didn't name them Henrik and Daniel.

 

[howcho]

After they get a little red I could

 

[bri]

After they get a little red I could

It would be hard to find two bigger boobs than them.