Need some advice guys ....

[Tater]

I really need your advice on a serious problem:



I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she

goes out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually

fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.

When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then

she took her panties

Out of her purse and slipped them on.



It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline

crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?









































I know it's an oldie, still cracks me up though.

 

[IceHogsFan]

Take it to court.





The People's Court

 

[supraman]

Tater you sonovabitch. Since I BSed with you and you said you try to play on Xbox whenever she aint around it sounded real. That's a good one and I would recommend replacing the bracket. the integrity of the bracket is gone, welding isn't as strong and if you have a heavy or powerful motor it could break the weld.

 

[winos5]

Get a new boat. You'll feel better.

 

[jakobeast]

It wasn't my car, right?

 

[mikita's helmet]

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline

crack

Can stand a chick with a hairry ass crack. Make her wax it.

 

[TSD]

you motherfucker. I was reading that and started feeling really bad. you asshat.

 

[Tater]

you motherfucker. I was reading that and started feeling really bad. you asshat.

 

[R K]

It wasn't my car, right?

No ass they were your panties!

 

[howcho]

That was awesome.. Gave me a hell of a laugh.

 

[bri]

Why do you have a boat?

 

[Tater]

Why do you have a boat?

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

I think you can and should weld both cracks

 

[BigPete]

BiB wins. I was just gonna say, **** that *****, go fishing (I prefer blond 'fish' personally, but you may be into brunettes - matters not) just not in the boat.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

**** you asswipe.....as I started to read it, was like damn not someone else on here too....then the last bit....dickhead.....

 

[jakobeast]

I was also picturing your wife putting on the panties. Thank you for that.