Neighbor's dog poop in my yard

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Has anyone else ever had this happen? What did you do to stop it without being an Ass?

 

[jakobeast]

You could put it back in his yard. Or collect it then at the end of the week deliver it to him.

 

[phranchk]

Send it to BHP.....

 

[winos5]

How much are we talking aboot? The puppy's doing it several times a day leaving turd mines all over the front yard or its an occassional thing?

Is the neighbor aware you don't appreciate it? Need more info to form an opinion.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Just go over and take a dump on your neighbor's porch and see if they like it.

 

[IceHogsFan]

Send it to BHP.....

I think the thread could have been closed right here.



Touche!

 

[~rabid platypus~]

I have an old dart gun, one of the universal 1911 style pistols that shoots bbs, pellets, or mini feathered darts. Any time a dog or other animal comes over and harrasses anything in my yard or tries to take a dump I just shoot the thing with a dart. Usually only takes one try, occasionally two.



On a side note, I once had a neighbor that shot a stray dog in the ass so many times with a BB gun that it crawled into my yard and died.

 

[phranchk]

I have an old dart gun, one of the universal 1911 style pistols that shoots bbs, pellets, or mini feathered darts. Any time a dog or other animal comes over and harrasses anything in my yard or tries to take a dump I just shoot the thing with a dart. Usually only takes one try, occasionally two.



On a side note, I once had a neighbor that shot a stray dog in the ass so many times with a BB gun that it crawled into my yard and died.

That's pretty fucked up.

 

[IceHogsFan]

That's pretty fucked up.

I would recripicate by loading up said shooters ass with buckshot.

 

[winos5]

That's pretty fucked up.

Agreed. Everybody knows you douse them with lighter fluid and flip a match at them....























































































































Did I need to use purple?

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Harming an animal because incompetence of the owner is absurd.



As far as the issue with the poop in your yard, just talk to the dog owner about it. Get them to be more proactive. They'll probably look at you strange at first, but hammer the point home. If not, the idea of taking up a collection of poo and delivering back on their property is a great idea.



We have neighbors 2 houses down that own 2 pits. Really nice dogs. They get out constantly, so occasionally I'll have a brown pile of love in my yard. I usually notice it after my mower wheel has ran over it. My wife collected one of the dogs to return it back to the owners. They just gave her a blank stare as if she was the crazy one. Some people honestly don't get it.

I would recripicate by loading up said shooters ass with buckshot.

I have to agree with you on that one.



My wife had a rot when she was younger, and it got out (her mom owns quite a bit of land in rural Indiana). Unfortunately, she had a neighbor down the way that was very itchy on the trigger finger. Shot her dog in the chest with a shotgun. It made it home just in time to die in front of her.

Fun.

 

[Bringmepie]

We had a dog kennel in our back yard - but no dog yet when a new neighbor moved in next door. We finally got a nice bird dog, a Brittany Spaniel, the next time the new neighbor saw my dad outside he came over and told my dad that if our dog ever got out and went in his yard he was going to poison it, what an ass. That's the whole ####### point of having a dog kennel, isn't it?



Many years later, my stepdad still hires that creep to do his taxes. So, we give my stepdad shit for it whenever the subject steers toward, dogs or taxes over at my mom's house. "How can you justify hiring that ass who threatened to kill our dog?"

 

[Pez68]

I have an old dart gun, one of the universal 1911 style pistols that shoots bbs, pellets, or mini feathered darts. Any time a dog or other animal comes over and harrasses anything in my yard or tries to take a dump I just shoot the thing with a dart. Usually only takes one try, occasionally two.



On a side note, I once had a neighbor that shot a stray dog in the ass so many times with a BB gun that it crawled into my yard and died.

If I found one of your darts sticking in one of my dogs, just because they got out of the yard and took a shit in your yard, I'd come over and shove that dart so far up your ass it was coming out of your throat. What kind of douchebag shoots at a dog with anything for taking a shit in their yard?

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

They have been doing it off and on for a few years now. At one point i put a sign up "no dog poop" . They let the

e dog out at night or very early in the morning and in the last week its left 1 per day, I know because I just mowed yesterday. I did scoop it all up and saved in a box out in the yard behind a bush. I checked again this morning and theres a new one. I'm probably taking the box over and set it on their porch with a thank you note.

 

[R K]

I have an old dart gun, one of the universal 1911 style pistols that shoots bbs, pellets, or mini feathered darts. Any time a dog or other animal comes over and harrasses anything in my yard or tries to take a dump I just shoot the thing with a dart. Usually only takes one try, occasionally two.



On a side note, I once had a neighbor that shot a stray dog in the ass so many times with a BB gun that it crawled into my yard and died.

I hope you aren't serious because if you shot my dog with anything I'd be in jail for breaking every fucking bone in your body.



Assuming I got to you before my wife ripped your dick off and shoved it down your throat.

 

[~rabid platypus~]

I hope you aren't serious because if you shot my dog with anything I'd be in jail for breaking every fucking bone in your body.



Assuming I got to you before my wife ripped your dick off and shoved it down your throat.

Not for taking a shit in my yard. I could care less, besides it makes good fertilizer for the garden. I've only shot dogs with my dart gun when they have attacked my own dogs or any of my ducks, chickens, or geese.

 

[R K]

if you shot my dog for any reason, without confronting me about it first. You'd wish you hadn't. Not just you, but anyone. Sometimes dogs get out, loose, or any number of things. No different than if my 5yr old was off chasing your ducks with a stick.

 

[LordKOTL]

Find something that dogs generally don't like--citrus, hot sauce, etc. I opt for hot sauce. Get a couple of bottles of Tabasco, and one of those weed killer/grass feeder bottles (the one you screw onto the hose and spray the chemical with) and go around the adjoining propery boundary and the edge of the lawn--preferrably soon before the dog usually plants a lawn mine.



Chances are his knows will catch the scent andchase him off. Save some extra to spray the ******-canoe owner with. I think Vinegar may harm the lawn, if you live in one of those communist HOA's, but I'm 80% suce capsacium (the "hot" cehmical in peppers) only affects mammals. I'm sure you could find something like that to trace a "do not cross" boundary for the dog.



Why I prefer cats. If i wanted something that high of maintenance I'd have a kid.

 

[~rabid platypus~]

if you shot my dog for any reason, without confronting me about it first. You'd wish you hadn't. Not just you, but anyone. Sometimes dogs get out, loose, or any number of things. No different than if my 5yr old was off chasing your ducks with a stick.

No I always give the owners multiple chances. Still the only time I would shoot a dog is when it was actively killing something. Any time before or after, a simple "get out of here" suffices.

 

[BigPete]

Recommend they get and USE an electric fence. Tell them not to ruin your neighborly human relationship by letting an animal shit where it isn't supposed to.