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Driving on the road I live on this asshole who lives close starts tailgating. I give him the salute and he wants to fight. Pulled into my place and he stops to begin screaming at me. He then tells me that the next time he sees me walking he will run me down. He's talking to a couple of cops right now. This guy is over 70. The cops were laughing the whole time we were talking. It doesn't help the old bastard that one of the cops knows my cop son in law.
 
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Urblock said:
Driving on the road I live on this asshole who lives close starts tailgating. I give him the salute and he wants to fight. Pulled into my place and he stops to begin screaming at me. He then tells me that the next time he sees me walking he will run me down. He's talking to a couple of cops right now. This guy is over 70. The cops were laughing the whole time we were talking. It doesn't help the old bastard that one of the cops knows my cop son in law.
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Does this old **** have any idea who hes fucking with? Nvm clearly not....
 
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Urblock, I'm strong as a horse I once ate. If you need backup just let me know. In a half hour or so, I'm full of pan pizza and I need a little nap.
 
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Urblock, I'm strong as a horse I once ate. If you need backup just let me know. In a half hour or so, I'm full of pan pizza and I need a little nap.
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I will literally fight a hundred old people if you need me to Urblock.... or Pigeons... or worst of all Elderly Pigeons
 
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I will literally fight a hundred old people if you need me to Urblock.... or Pigeons... or worst of all Elderly Pigeons
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We should be public trans enforcers together. those ******* with the roller bags better recognize when my wirey ass snatches them horsecollar style and you bolling ball them back down the escalator.
 
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Urblock said:
Driving on the road I live on this asshole who lives close starts tailgating. I give him the salute and he wants to fight. Pulled into my place and he stops to begin screaming at me. He then tells me that the next time he sees me walking he will run me down. He's talking to a couple of cops right now. This guy is over 70. The cops were laughing the whole time we were talking. It doesn't help the old bastard that one of the cops knows my cop son in law.
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LMAO..something similar happened to me...I had a bumper sticker on my truck a few years ago that had a picture of Obama on it. Under the picture said.." why stupid people shouldn't vote".

I was parked at the grocery store..I came out, and some guy that was like 85 asked if that was my truck. When I said yes, he went off and said.."Im one of those stupid people, and I'm gonna kick your ass"...rofl..I laughed so hard I told him.." See, you proved my point"..He finally walked away. He was so old, he couldn't walk a straight line. Everyone was staring and laughing at him
 
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LMAO..something similar happened to me...I had a bumper sticker on my truck a few years ago that had a picture of Obama on it. Under the picture said.." why stupid people shouldn't vote".

I was parked at the grocery store..I came out, and some guy that was like 85 asked if that was my truck. When I said yes, he went off and said.."Im one of those stupid people, and I'm gonna kick your ass"...rofl..I laughed so hard I told him.." See, you proved my point"..He finally walked away. He was so old, he couldn't walk a straight line. Everyone was staring and laughing at him
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You wish this was actually a true story...
 
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Every time I see somebody with a bumper sticker that says "Change? I'd like mine back" I pull up next to them and face palm until I crash. I can't even get car insurance any more but I feel like I'm doing the right thing.
 

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It's threads like these that make me realise life is a fucking hoot.

Wildlife, police, old people, older people, base ball bats and funnies.
 
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Nick80 said:
It's threads like these that make me realise life is a fucking hoot.

Wildlife, police, old people, older people, base ball bats and funnies.
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And the older ya get, the more good stories you accumulate
 

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I already have a fair few, but that could be the reason for where I find myself situated. Shits and giggles are all well and good until someone drops and e.
 
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That cocksucker pulled out in front of me today so of course I called him an asshole. He follows me home and sits out in the road yelling threats and insults. I told him to drive better and we wouldn't have any problems. Now he's going to kick my ass. My 125 pound wife is having a hard time talking due to laughing so hard but blurts out Old man 5 of you couldn't take him. He drove away screaming.
 
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Punch him in his remaining kidney. That should shut him up.

On a completely unrelated note, I need to rant: I had to work today & my girlfriend is visiting her folks so I had to leave the dogs in the back yard - they can't be locked up in the house the whole time I'm at work. So I get home and my next door neighbor tells me the fucktards visiting the nasty old ***** in the house behind me have been shooting (illegal) fireworks into my yard all day long and, according to him, almost set my tree on fire. My dogs are so totally tweaking right now, which makes sense because those ******* abused their own dogs so badly that one died and the other got taken away. I really want to go mix it up with them right now. You can say or do just about anything you want to me but if you start torturing my dogs out of monumental stupidity you'd better be ready for payback.

These are the same people whose tree is pushing over my fence and tore up my sprinkler system with its roots. Fucking assholes.


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what a bunch of *******. are they ABQ meth heads?
 

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Your next door neighbour sat and watched them do this all day? May be time to move.
 
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what a bunch of *******. are they ABQ meth heads?
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Kids and grandkids of homeowner, who stay for a few weeks every summer and have nothing better to do than piss me off.
 
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Your next door neighbour sat and watched them do this all day? May be time to move.
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It's been considered to the point we've recently had a realtor do a market analysis on what our home is worth.
 
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