Next level hoarding

[AussieBear]

the art of squirt.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I cleaned out a hoarders house once with my buddy. Never again.

 

[DC]

What was the weirdest thing you found?

I had the mispleasure of cleaning out a hoaders home as well. I found a box of playboy magazines with copious amounts of pubic hair in ziplock bags. Grey hair, black hair, red hair, you name it. WTF.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Yikes. Uhh this was a few years ago, im trying to remember. I just remember copious amounts of clothes, lots of dirt under everything, dead mice. I'm probably forgetting something disgusting. The lady whose house it was, was definitely not all there mentally. Her daughter hired us to clean it and the owner was on a rocking chair on the porch talking to us as we made trips back and forth to the dumpster. She was convinced we were her friends from the 70s although I was born in the 90s lol.

 

[DC]

Yeah, thing is, the hairs were sorted into different ziplock bags. Ugh, the jobs we take during summer break in college.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

That's fucked. Multiple people's pubes if they were all different colors.

 

[number51]

That's fucked. Multiple people's pubes if they were all different colors.

Or just one person with rainbow pubes.

 

[Crystallas]

Maybe you found one of Dennis Rodmans stalkers.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

What was the weirdest thing you found?

I had the mispleasure of cleaning out a hoaders home as well. I found a box of playboy magazines with copious amounts of pubic hair in ziplock bags. Grey hair, black hair, red hair, you name it. WTF.

How have you managed to get the wife to allow you to keep them all these years?

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Can't imagine why anybody would want to hoard shit. I hate things. It's just clutter. My wife buys things and brings them home and I throw away things. The circle of life.

 

[Burque]

Can't imagine why anybody would want to hoard shit. I hate things. It's just clutter. My wife buys things and brings them home and I throw away things. The circle of life.

We have been throwing away shit for years. When we moved into our house we bought it as is an it was fully furnished down to the cleaning products and dishes, and we moved in with, well, a normal house worth of shit. It took us years to unfuck that situation and get things reasonably under control. We still have plenty of stuff to take to goodwill every week though.

 

[Dogstar]

Can't imagine why anybody would want to hoard shit. I hate things. It's just clutter. My wife buys things and brings them home and I throw away things. The circle of life.

I have an aunt that has a mild attachment disorder. She experienced a home fire when she was a child and sixty some years later has difficulty throwing things away because everything has some kind of sentimental value attached to it. Fortunately that doesn't include garbage, feces, cockroaches or dead things, but she has a holiday decoration "collection" that would impress any Amazon.com warehouse employee.

 

[Crystallas]

I have an aunt that has a mild attachment disorder. She experienced a home fire when she was a child and sixty some years later has difficulty throwing things away because everything has some kind of sentimental value attached to it. Fortunately that doesn't include garbage, feces, cockroaches or dead things, but she has a holiday decoration "collection" that would impress any Amazon.com warehouse employee.