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Mods please delete. Posted some erroneous info that was found to be fake news.</p>
 

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Mass farts into his wife's purse, thinking this is an effective way of saving them for a sniffing contest.</p>
 

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It was really more of a shart... and since the mods are so worthless around here and don't really do anything I feel like we can't be bothered to delete this thread.</p>
 

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Mass farts into his wife's purse, thinking this is an effective way of saving them for a sniffing contest.</p>
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That actually does work as long as the wife doesn't go digging into her purse before the contest.</p>
 

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It was really more of a shart... and since the mods are so worthless around here and don't really do anything I feel like we can't be bothered to delete this thread.</p>
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LOL  +1</p>
 

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Sometimes, when I get into my car, I accidentally crop dust myself.</p>


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Well, accidentally is a loose term.</p>
 

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That's because you like the smell of your farts, and probably ymono's too.</p>
 

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You say that like it's a bad thing</p>
 

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Sometimes, when I get into my car, I accidentally crop dust myself.</p>


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Well, accidentally is a loose term.</p>
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What's this "sometimes" business?</p>


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That's because you like the smell of your farts, and probably ymono's too.</p>
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You give Jako and I some Portillo's Beefs (or combos) and it is straight-up, motherfucking, MORPHIN' time.</p>


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(our farts come together like Power Rangers mechs... is what I'm getting at.  I'd like to think we'd call it Fartron.)</p>
 

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Thread of the year?</p>
 

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Mods please delete. Posted some erroneous info that was found to be fake news.</p>
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Best thread ever.  Plus Maiden is back!</p>


Congrats on cleaning all of the old man porn viruses off your computer!</p>
 

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What's this "sometimes" business?</p>


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You give Jako and I some Portillo's Beefs (or combos) and it is straight-up, motherfucking, MORPHIN' time.</p>


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(our farts come together like Power Rangers mechs... is what I'm getting at.  I'd like to think we'd call it Fartron.)</p>
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Mechafart?</p>


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Its an unholy amalgam of stank. You can actually almost see it. It's actually kinda like a class 4 apparition.</p>
 

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Mechafart?</p>


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Its an unholy amalgam of stank. You can actually almost see it. It's actually kinda like a class 4 apparition.</p>
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Oh yeah, full, roaming vapor all the way.  I think it might even have sentience.</p>
 

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Oh yeah, full, roaming vapor all the way.  I think it might even have sentience.</p>
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Oh, sentience is the least of your worries.</p>
 

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