Office Pranks

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My not-so-creative co-workers "labeled" every single thing I own with my name on post-it notes...It's been a few weeks, so I'm relatively sure they've forgotten about it.

Now, it's time for revenge.

Any ideas for what can be done to them that doesn't destroy company property (i.e. desks, chairs, etc.)?

Just fyi...4 of us share an office area...we each have our own desk in a large room....my boss is in the room next to us....I don't necessarily need to "get" her...

also, everyone I work w/ is female.

 

[Scoot26]

Stapler in Jello.

 

[X]

Stapler in Jello.

lmao

 

[IvyPickin87]

if they are female then do this if they all drive a car to to work excuse yourself after all show up buy some big zipties go out to their cars just put one on each of their drivetrains. It will make an awful racket without doing one cent of damage. They will be freaking out.

 

[Jntg4]

Depends, need pics to decide...

certain things only work on certain people...

 

[Crystallas]

Post-it notes? Lame. It's not hard to one-up such a low level prank.

Unfortunately, I don't know their allergies or possible disabilities. I also don't know what they do all day long, not all office work is equal, nor are all office people.

 

[derosabomb]

bring al the fixings for sandwiches and tell them to make you sandwiches all day?

tell them you get paid more just because you have a penis?

 

[HighJump31]

Needs to involve super glue. At a medical equipment cleaning facility I used to work at, one of my buddies super glued all my tools to my desk. I payed him back by super gluing all his tools to the bottom of his desk. Of course, we had the right chemicals to remove the glue easily, you might not.

Could always put a little bit of super glue to the ends of their ink pens, so that when they grab them, them and the pen will become one. mwuahahahaha...

Spoiler

super glue

 

[derosabomb]

steal all the toilet paper from the bathroom?

bitches need toilet paper to live.

 

[X]

steal all the toilet paper from the bathroom?

bitches need toilet paper to live.

lmmfao...this could be done...take it all, put it in the Men's restroom...act like I know nothing.....if they buy it, I still owe them one.

 

[zack54attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp8Ikh_Jr8&feature=related]YouTube - The Office-Jim Hides Andy's Phone-Prank[/ame]

Take a coworkers phone, hide it in the ceiling tiles, and call it all day lol..

 

[Captain Obvious]

You could glue all the caps onto the pens. You could wrap everything in tin foil. You could lock all of the stalls in the bathrooms, because what chick would be willing to crawl under? You could buy all the tampons in the bathroom and steal all of the ones out of their purses and then when someone is on their period, they are fucked. That one might be kinda hard to do though. You could do something to yourself and all but one of the chicks in your office, so it looks like she did it. On that note, you could do something to yourself, blame it on them, and they have no clue what you are talking about. Just some ideas.

One thing I do with a friend from school, is I have his locker combo and another friend's locker, so I move his shit around. He's half-Special person and believes that our Deans do it. But I'm sure that you can get away with just about anything with your coworkers, since all women are stupid.

 

[derosabomb]

You could glue all the caps onto the pens. You could wrap everything in tin foil. You could lock all of the stalls in the bathrooms, because what chick would be willing to crawl under? You could buy all the tampons in the bathroom and steal all of the ones out of their purses and then when someone is on their period, they are fucked. That one might be kinda hard to do though. You could do something to yourself and all but one of the chicks in your office, so it looks like she did it. On that note, you could do something to yourself, blame it on them, and they have no clue what you are talking about. Just some ideas.

One thing I do with a friend from school, is I have his locker combo and another friend's locker, so I move his shit around. He's half-Special person and believes that our Deans do it. But I'm sure that you can get away with just about anything with your coworkers, since all women are stupid.

worst ideas ever. :captain:

 

[Jntg4]

Give them fake Cubs tickets and tell them that the game is tomorrow...

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

ketchup on toilets ftw

 

[Jntg4]

ketchup on toilets ftw

:jackson:

 

[Captain Obvious]

worst ideas ever. :captain:

At least I contribute.

 

[Jntg4]

At least I contribute.

Mark DeRosa >>>>>> Captain Obvious

He picks the better namesake, and he does contribute, look at his stats.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Make craigslist profiles for them

 

[Jntg4]

Make craigslist profiles for them

I want to order, but need pics first...