OFFICIAL : Farting can add years to your life

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Have you ever cut loose around the wife/SO and been punched for it? Well here is ammo for the offending flatulence.

[video=youtube_share;dmchAb9Bv34]https://youtu.be/dmchAb9Bv34[/video]

 

[Novak]

Or in Firefox's case, queefing

 

[winos5]

If that's true I may end up giving Methusalah a run for his money.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Beans, Beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you'll toot

 

[ruprecht]

#immortal

 

[Mitchapalooza]

inb4 BHP

 

[Tater]

Does pooping often help too?

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Frozen yogurt turns me into a farting machine. Need more dat.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Does pooping often help too?

I had a foreign exchange student live with me in high school who was really smart. He told me if humans pooped 100 times a day, we would live to be 2000.