***OFFICIAL*** meatball coaching thread

[Alpha Male]

This thread is only for satirical purposes. Please leave if you are not interested in participating

Aight here are my meatball picks

HC ditka
OC dowell loggains
DC Singletary
WR tom waddle
DL richard dent
QB mark sanchez
HB thomas jones
OL olin kreutz
ILB Urlacher
OLB Briggs
TE tice
DB jerry azumah
ST Hester

 

[Outlaw Josey Cutler]

HC Ditka
OC Erik Kramer
DC Lovie Smith

RB coach: Matt Forte
WR coach: Brandon Marshall (lol)

OL coach: JMarcus Webb aka Tice's protege
DL coach: Bryan Cox
LB coach: Mike Singletary

DB coach: Peanut Tillman

ST and Asst HC: Dave Toub

 

[Guess Who]

This thread is only for satirical purposes. Please leave if you are not interested in participating

Aight here are my meatball picks

HC ditka
OC dowell loggains
DC Singletary
WR tom waddle
DL richard dent
QB mark sanchez
HB thomas jones
OL olin kreutz
ILB Urlacher
OLB Briggs
TE tice
DB jerry azumah
ST Hester

Me for everything.

 

[Nick80]

HC: Harbaugh

 

[Aesopian]

HC: Bill Belichick
OC: Sean Payton
DC: Wade Phillips
QB Coach: Peyton Manning
RB Coach: LaDainian Tomlinson
WR Coach: Jerry Rice
Offensive Line: Russ Grimm
TE Coach: Mike Ditka
DB Coach: Chuck Pagano
LB Coach: Brian Urlacher
ST Coach: Dave Toub

 

[Alpha Male]

HC: Bill Belichick
OC: Sean Payton
DC: Wade Phillips
QB Coach: Peyton Manning
RB Coach: LaDainian Tomlinson
WR Coach: Jerry Rice
Offensive Line: Russ Grimm
TE Coach: Mike Ditka
DB Coach: Chuck Pagano
LB Coach: Brian Urlacher
ST Coach: Dave Toub

This looks similar to your existing coach threads.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Notable absence this year from the yearly not going to happen coaching pick is Bill Cowher

 

[Nail Polish]

Notable absence this year from the yearly not going to happen coaching pick is Bill Cowher

I remember when that rumor was going around..The blowback was .."His daughter goes to college in NC...He is going to coach the Panthers"

My pick is Jay Cutler :lol:

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

HC Ditka
OC Erik Kramer
DC Lovie Smith

RB coach: Matt Forte
WR coach: Brandon Marshall (lol)

OL coach: JMarcus Webb aka Tice's protege
DL coach: Bryan Cox
LB coach: Mike Singletary

DB coach: Peanut Tillman

ST and Asst HC: Dave Toub

This isn't a bad list, should have the future HOF guard Matt Slausson as the line coach though.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Jon Gruden deserves a mention.

 

[IBleedBearsBlood]

Wouldn’t mind look at Gruden but I think raiders reel him in.


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[oober]

Great thread title, that is exactly how it should be done. Well done sir!!! Anyone know where my beer is?

 

[playthrough2001]

Shoopster
Alpha Male
Westside Rider
Bill Wade
Spartan
Jawbreaker
Mongo 76

Is that enough meatballs?