Official ROIDS/HGH thread.

[HeHateMe]

So I am not a very big man. 5'11 and down to 165 now and not sure i want to do the whole bulking thing because that's a lot of food! I could definitely put on about 20 lbs and look pretty swolled but not strange because my frame is decent, have broad shoulders and decent length. I just can't get the rugby legs that I've always wanted, nor the bouncy pecs that a lot of ladies find very manly. So i've considered steroids or HGH for a quick fix before I get some sort of body complex.

I've heard that you can get backtits from this, acne, rage, and all of that. Is it really true?

Also, is it true that if you shoot it directly into your testes that they won't shrink and it works even quicker?

I'm sure some bros on here have juiced, still juice and are just afraid to talk about it, but it would be good to hear some IRL stories before I put these chemicals into my nutsack to get alpha as ****.

TIA.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Too bad you've angered Despbro by making fun of his medical defect.

I am sure he knows every employee of Balco. I heard he's even best friends with Alex Rodriguez and they have stuck needles into eachother's butts a time or two.

Shouldn't burn bridges, HHM. Especially if you're riding a motorcycle right at it.

 

[Omeletpants]

You would look good with back tits

 

[HeHateMe]

Too bad you've angered Despbro by making fun of his medical defect.

I am sure he knows every employee of Balco. I heard he's even best friends with Alex Rodriguez and they have stuck needles into eachother's butts a time or two.

Shouldn't burn bridges, HHM. Especially if you're riding a motorcycle right at it.

all fun and game aside, I really don't like my chicken legs and wish squats would fix them. I think it's going to take some chemicals to make me feel perfect and that's a damned shame, but if it's only between me and CCS, then it's no biggie right?

 

[Happy Human 1001]

If you are serious (I am not sure if you are or aren't) avoid hgh and steroids, but do use a protein supplement like whey powder. You won't build muscle w/o sufficient protein.

 

[HeHateMe]

If you are serious (I am not sure if you are or aren't) avoid hgh and steroids, but do use a protein supplement like whey powder. You won't build muscle w/o sufficient protein.

I don't do whey but I do get plenty of protein as I don't eat more than 40 grams of carbs but eat 3500 calories a day. I think it's genetics. Is it really that bad to put chemicals into my body to make me big, even if it's just for like 3 months?

 

[Happy Human 1001]

I have zero years of medical school under my belt, but generally: exercise like weight lifting is healthy activity and shooting chemicals into your body that it doesn't need is unhealthy. I don't know the particulars of what could/would happen to you if you started 'roiding.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Don't use that shit you pussy

 

[Run the ball]

It's all about what you eat man, don't cut corners and do it the right way!

 

[Run the ball]

Oh shit, I just read where you said you eat 3500 calories, lol .... I'm out!

 

[HeHateMe]

It's all about what you eat man, don't cut corners and do it the right way!

Like i said, i eat great. I have an endless supply of free beef. But even if i squatted a quarter cow and ate a pound of ribeye every day, my legs would look like a thai lady boy's. So far you guys sound like a hs counselor. Doesnt jimjohnson juice? Where dat nog at?

 

[HeHateMe]

Oh shit, I just read where you said you eat 3500 calories, lol .... I'm out!

Should i double it cuz i can.

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

I don't do whey but I do get plenty of protein as I don't eat more than 40 grams of carbs but eat 3500 calories a day. I think it's genetics. Is it really that bad to put chemicals into my body to make me big, even if it's just for like 3 months?

Squats will work it just takes time. I squat 5 days a week and went from chicken legs to 'quadzilla' according to my friends in about 1 1/2 years. Front squats, back and overhead. Mix it up. I don't purposely eat in excess, but I certainly haven't ate healthy during this time so I don't know if I'm going over or not.

Dirty bulking. it's awesome.

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

Oh yeah and I don't do any supplements anymore, every once in a while I'll cycle in pre workout.

 

[Run the ball]

I'm 6 feet tall and weigh between 175-185, I've tried in the past to put on weight(muscle). I've just accepted that I'll never be that big muscle guy, instead I live with a "runner" type body .... It does the trick

 

[number51]

I don't know anything about this stuff but I have to say sticking a needle in your nuts sounds like a terrible idea. Like one of the worst ideas ever.

 

[Hbkrusso]

6 ft 245 straight fuckin muscle broh I live on a pure beer fireball and pussy diet and I lift block all day im fuckin yoked and I don't need no hgh

 

[KittiesKorner]

I'm 5'11 190. My health/weight thing at work says I'm overweight.

 

[Hbkrusso]

I'm 5'11 190. My health/weight thing at work says I'm overweight.

pay no attention to those nerds charts mang yer a beast

 

[HeHateMe]

I'm 5'11 190. My health/weight thing at work says I'm overweight.

that's just stout. you probably have the legs that I'm going for. if roids don't work out can i chop off your legs and exchange them with mine?