On a scale from one to river how much pee would be in your pants?

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I'd kill it with one punch. Its defense level is extremely low.
 

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The brightest idea is to film a practically cornered grizzly (i think) bear.
 

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Im actually thinking some poo would make an appearance.
 

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Turtleheads would certainly be pokin out.
 

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Ironically the bear actually shit himself on his way out...

Also I wonder if that Bear would be interested in playing RG for da Baers.
 

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LOL. Poor little bear shit his pants. Even wild bears are pussies now.
 

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[video=youtube;53MTXmkgOVE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53MTXmkgOVE[/video]

Bears aren't so tough after all.
 

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Not the smartest thing in the world to do, good lord.
 

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It's all over the internet how to fake shit like this... how about you use your brain and Google it, bozo.

Confirmed traveshamockery on Snopes. It's a guy named Shea in a Bear suit that shits when he sees Marshawn Lynch who insists "bro, I've been here the whole time".
 

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These people are not very good at maintaining their property.
 

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