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Diddy1122

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Wildly entertaining fellas. Mark you were on a another planet on this one. From crowning Kobe the best player, to claiming Dwight Howard is not a great player, and then defending the hotness of Katie Couric and Michelle Obama. Gotta say one of the funnier casts I have listened to in awhile.

I still can't believe you punked out Mark with your Hot Top 5. KP is a great catch but you coulda atleast slipped Tina Fey in there, or maybe the chick from "How I met your mother". Not the redhead, you know the one I mean.

Anyway I figured I'd throw my top 5 out there since Maxim ain't got nothin on my selection:
5. Selma Hayek
4. Ana Ivanovic
3. Jessica Simpson
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Jessica Alba

Christina Milian, Jessica Biel, Eva Mendes, Beyonce, and Elisha Cuthbert round out the top 10.
 

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I like how Mark baited Fred to give his top 5 women, to only name his girlfriend 5 times for his top 5.

Damn, suck up. But the safe move.
 

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I didn't have a choice! I'm telling you my girlfriends a monster. If I didn't pick her, I would of been destroyed Incredible Hulk style.
 

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Great podcast as always, but since there was no mention about it (that I heard), i need to ask.....Wheres the rest of Podcast 63

I heard 63.1 but at the end it stated part 2 was coming soon with Freds comments on Ben Gordon returning etc etc

Is this going to be released any time soon

Again keep up the good work guys a joy to listen to, even when theres nothing much going on in Bulls land B)

P.S. I have to agree with Fred, that chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall & that 70's show is (& in my books always has been) HOT!
 

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J-Mart wrote:
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Wheres the rest of Podcast 63

I have been wondering the same thing.

Good question J-Mart. No idea what happened to it. Shoulda been up on the site. Mark's looking into it.
 

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mlewinth wrote:
I didn't have a choice! I'm telling you my girlfriends a monster. If I didn't pick her, I would of been destroyed Incredible Hulk style.

I always pictured her turning into Phoenix and blasting you to a million pieces with her mind like Professor X. But thats probably cuz she's a carrot-top.
 

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Olivia Wild? Mark's crazy.

And Barbara Bush is the Bush daughter, the better looking one too.

And Mark, Mila Kunis annoying because she's Russian? She's Ukranian! And even if you consider her Russian still, Ukranians can only be considered the hicks of Russia.

Lily Allen, she used to be disgusting. But if you saw with her new album, the music video for The Fear, she looks really good. She's aged well.

I'd do my top 5 as:

5. Natalie Portman
4. Avril Lavigne
3. Jessica Alba
2. Shakira
1. Taylor Swift
 

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engies wrote:
Great podcast as always, but since there was no mention about it (that I heard), i need to ask.....Wheres the rest of Podcast 63

I heard 63.1 but at the end it stated part 2 was coming soon with Freds comments on Ben Gordon returning etc etc

Is this going to be released any time soon

Again keep up the good work guys a joy to listen to, even when theres nothing much going on in Bulls land B)

P.S. I have to agree with Fred, that chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall & that 70's show is (& in my books always has been) HOT!

Ben Gordon was originally #1 in Fred's top 5, but he bumped him out, because he promised not to talk about Ben Gordon anymore.
 

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??? ?????? wrote:
engies wrote:
Great podcast as always, but since there was no mention about it (that I heard), i need to ask.....Wheres the rest of Podcast 63

I heard 63.1 but at the end it stated part 2 was coming soon with Freds comments on Ben Gordon returning etc etc

Is this going to be released any time soon

Again keep up the good work guys a joy to listen to, even when theres nothing much going on in Bulls land B)

P.S. I have to agree with Fred, that chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall & that 70's show is (& in my books always has been) HOT!

Ben Gordon was originally #1 in Fred's top 5, but he bumped him out, because he promised not to talk about Ben Gordon anymore.

Haha, FINALLY! I am not the only one who recognizes Fred's man crush on BG!

As far as episode 63.2, I will be honest, I don't know what happened. I posted it and it wouldn't work, though it would work on my computer. Not sure what happened. For now that can be the mysterious "lost" episode of the Chicago Bullseye.
 

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??? ?????? wrote:
Olivia Wild? Mark's crazy.

And Barbara Bush is the Bush daughter, the better looking one too.

And Mark, Mila Kunis annoying because she's Russian? She's Ukranian! And even if you consider her Russian still, Ukranians can only be considered the hicks of Russia.

Lily Allen, she used to be disgusting. But if you saw with her new album, the music video for The Fear, she looks really good. She's aged well.

I'd do my top 5 as:

5. Natalie Portman
4. Avril Lavigne
3. Jessica Alba
2. Shakira
1. Taylor Swift

HAHAHA! I agree with Mark. I find Russian women on a whole to be stuck-up, and yes, rather annoying, and I know alot of them. Ukranian, Georgian, Turkmenistanian, it's all the same to me. Though Mila Kunis is hot so I could look past it a little.

But Avril Lavigne? C'mon. She's cute but I absolutely hate her attitude, and she's a total poser. If you want a hot rocker chick, Chan Marshall is the tops. Atleast Maxim is now recognizing this.
 

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Mark/Fred should do a follow up episode breaking down everyone's top 5 here.

And get Mark to do his top 5 outside of his girlfriend.
 

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??? ?????? wrote:
Mark/Fred should do a follow up episode breaking down everyone's top 5 here.

And get Mark to do his top 5 outside of his girlfriend.

I agree. I'm officially calling shennanigans on Mark's Top 5.
 

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mlewinth wrote:
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engies wrote:
Great podcast as always, but since there was no mention about it (that I heard), i need to ask.....Wheres the rest of Podcast 63

I heard 63.1 but at the end it stated part 2 was coming soon with Freds comments on Ben Gordon returning etc etc

Is this going to be released any time soon

Again keep up the good work guys a joy to listen to, even when theres nothing much going on in Bulls land B)

P.S. I have to agree with Fred, that chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall & that 70's show is (& in my books always has been) HOT!

Ben Gordon was originally #1 in Fred's top 5, but he bumped him out, because he promised not to talk about Ben Gordon anymore.

Haha, FINALLY! I am not the only one who recognizes Fred's man crush on BG!

As far as episode 63.2, I will be honest, I don't know what happened. I posted it and it wouldn't work, though it would work on my computer. Not sure what happened. For now that can be the mysterious "lost" episode of the Chicago Bullseye.

Can it be reencoded or reuploaded? damn shame you left us on a cliff hanger Mark! ;)
 

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??? ?????? wrote:
Olivia Wild? Mark's crazy.

And Barbara Bush is the Bush daughter, the better looking one too.

And Mark, Mila Kunis annoying because she's Russian? She's Ukranian! And even if you consider her Russian still, Ukranians can only be considered the hicks of Russia.

Lily Allen, she used to be disgusting. But if you saw with her new album, the music video for The Fear, she looks really good. She's aged well.

I'd do my top 5 as:

5. Natalie Portman
4. Avril Lavigne
3. Jessica Alba
2. Shakira
1. Taylor Swift

1. I tried to tell Mark about the Ukranian - Russian thing in the podcast, but you couldn't hear me because the sound was so bad. It will be fixed for the next one. I accidentally dated a Ukranian girl and told my friend she was Russian. When she found out, she threatened to shoot me in the head while I was sleeping if I ever got it wrong again. Lesson - Don't get that wrong.

2. How, in God's name, can you possibly have Avril Lavigne in your top 5? Are you Canadian? Give me a break. You need to google "vanessa minnillo", and tell me honestly that Advil Lapdog is better looking than Vanessa, especially that pic of her in that school girl outfit.

3. I'd put Mother Theresa at the top of my "Top 5 Souls" list that Mark's commments inspired. That would be a good, constructive list of nice people. I need some time to come up with the rest.

4. I was actually getting Taylor Swift confused with Taylor Dane. Man, was I getting angry until I finally figured it out.
 

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??? ?????? wrote:
Mark/Fred should do a follow up episode breaking down everyone's top 5 here.

And get Mark to do his top 5 outside of his girlfriend.

We're going to do Part II on this over the weekend.
 

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For sh*ts n gigs I figured I'd throw a Top 5 Souls list out there.

5. Gandhi
4. St. Francis of Assisi (devoted himself to a life of poverty and chastity)
3. Mohammed
2. Buddha
1. JC (dude died for all mankind, can't get much holier than that)

It was tough not puttin Momma T, Moses, St. Paul, Confuscious, and John the Baptist on there, but they round out the top 10.
 

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Fred wrote:
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Olivia Wild? Mark's crazy.

And Barbara Bush is the Bush daughter, the better looking one too.

And Mark, Mila Kunis annoying because she's Russian? She's Ukranian! And even if you consider her Russian still, Ukranians can only be considered the hicks of Russia.

Lily Allen, she used to be disgusting. But if you saw with her new album, the music video for The Fear, she looks really good. She's aged well.

I'd do my top 5 as:

5. Natalie Portman
4. Avril Lavigne
3. Jessica Alba
2. Shakira
1. Taylor Swift

1. I tried to tell Mark about the Ukranian - Russian thing in the podcast, but you couldn't hear me because the sound was so bad. It will be fixed for the next one. I accidentally dated a Ukranian girl and told my friend she was Russian. When she found out, she threatened to shoot me in the head while I was sleeping if I ever got it wrong again. Lesson - Don't get that wrong.

2. How, in God's name, can you possibly have Avril Lavigne in your top 5? Are you Canadian? Give me a break. You need to google "vanessa minnillo", and tell me honestly that Advil Lapdog is better looking than Vanessa, especially that pic of her in that school girl outfit.

3. I'd put Mother Theresa at the top of my "Top 5 Souls" list that Mark's commments inspired. That would be a good, constructive list of nice people. I need some time to come up with the rest.

4. I was actually getting Taylor Swift confused with Taylor Dane. Man, was I getting angry until I finally figured it out.

Vanessa Minilo has more natural talent than Avril, but Avril is the overall better player. I would say Avril has a cuter face, while Vanilo has the better body, but face trumps body, as long as the person with the better face doesn't have a disgusting body (and Avril's in good shape).

Where Avril really separates herself from Vanilo is in style. Avril has the good clothing style, with some tight fitting hoodies. Then she has the beautiful blonde hair now, with cool highlights in them. Lots of cool pink highlights, sometimes some black highlights. Then she has the cool eye shadow thing going on for the raccoon eyes. So Avril definitely wins the style battle.

And Avril can really sing to, and girls that can sing are top notch.

So while Vanillo is good, Avril is still better.
 

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Diddy1122 wrote:
For sh*ts n gigs I figured I'd throw a Top 5 Souls list out there.

5. Gandhi
4. St. Francis of Assisi (devoted himself to a life of poverty and chastity)
3. Mohammed
2. Buddha
1. JC (dude died for all mankind, can't get much holier than that)

It was tough not puttin Momma T, Moses, St. Paul, Confuscious, and John the Baptist on there, but they round out the top 10.

That's a pretty good list. Do any NBA players make the top 100? Luol Deng has to make that list, since it's a big reason he was paid so much. He might not be a top 20 small forward in the league, but he's definitely a top 3 on the NBA souls list.
 

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Oh and by the way, Hedo T. must have heard that last podcast, because that Game 7 was the best he's ever played in his career.
 

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