OT: Jamie Moyer is so old...

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Joe Blogs: More Fun With Moyer

I'm sure there are some old jokes that could be told. This blog by Joe Poz isn't a joke though, just a list of facts that make you say "god damn Moyer is old"...

 

[Uman85]

He's so old that his nuts slap his knees after every pitch.

 

[Rice Cube]

He should be wearing a cup.

 

[GaelicSoxFan]

He's so old he first suggested the idea of "base ball" to Abner Doubleday.

 

[NCChiFan]

He's so old, they used chisel and hammer on our Scoreboard in Center Field when he was here.

BTW: Moyer and I are the same age.. I'm pulling for him! Get those 32 more wins for 300!

 

[Rice Cube]

He's so old, they used chisel and hammer on our Scoreboard in Center Field when he was here.

BTW: Moyer and I are the same age.. I'm pulling for him! Get those 32 more wins for 300!

Hope the official scorer never made any mistakes :lol:

 

[GaelicSoxFan]

He remembers when the curveball was a banned pitch.

 

[Rice Cube]

FYI:

Throw as hard as Jamie Moyer, win free tickets | HardballTalk

Enjoy yourselves if you're in the area

 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fVdETLnA9E]Seattle Mariners Commercial - Jamie Moyer Tribute - YouTube[/ame]

 

[zack54attack]

Of all the batters in MLB history... Jamie Moyer has faced 8.9% of them.

 

[MRubio52]

He's so old his first start was against Steve Carlton.

 

[B18]

At least he can still win games. :shrug:

 

[brett05]

Of all the batters in MLB history... Jamie Moyer has faced 8.9% of them.

Is that right?

Now that's an awesome stat

Moyer for Hall of Fame