OT: New Lions coordinator has the best name

[Unannounced Fart]

JIM BOB COOTER. Yes, that's Detroit's new offensive coordinator after they fired Joe Lombardi today. Apparently, Jim Bob has a couple arrests on his record, including this one:

Cooter was arrested in 2006 for DUI, but he was arrested again for a more serious – and bizarre – offense in 2009. According to WVLT in Knoxville, Tenn., Cooter was charged with aggravated burglary after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing into the window of her apartment and stripping down to his underwear. The woman called the police, who arrested Cooter, and he was released on a $10,000 bond the next day.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/02/07/report-lions-hiring-jim-bob-cooter-as-qb-coach-despite-arrests/

 

[JesusHalasChrist]

Less than four hours ago Caldwell said there wouldn't be any staff changes. If his house isn't already on the market it should be.

 

[Yogi]

LMAO! I went to high school with him; dude's a goof but pretty smart. Fulmer kept him on the UT squad as a player-coach even though he couldn't play a lick and then went to bat for him with other teams/coaches after he was let go.

Still, I hate the Lions, so I hope Caldwell gets fired at the end of the season and then Jim Bob can go coordinate for some non-division team.

 

[ShiftyDevil]

No the best name ever is Max Fightmaster.

 

[policeman]

You're all wrong- it's Max Power

 

[Bear_Assed]

I remember all of this when bears almost hired him as OC last year

 

[Les Grossman]

I remember all of this when bears almost hired him as OC last year

This. The Lions blocked the interview.

 

[chewyps]

Your all wrong! The best name ever is Sharon Peters.

 

[number51]

JIM BOB COOTER, that is solid.

My favorite NFL player name is Thane Gash, I thought that was an STD.

 

[iueyedoc]

Best player name had to be Michael Stonebreaker.

 

[ClydeLee]

Lions are king of the awkward arrest coaching staff

 

[Space Invader]

Sounds like the Master of Ceremonies for a Redneck Games parade.

 

[Pegger]

It might be a bit early, but with a name like that I'm assuming he'll be a first ballot HOFer as the greatest Cooter to ever coach.

 

[jc456]

JIM BOB COOTER. Yes, that's Detroit's new offensive coordinator after they fired Joe Lombardi today. Apparently, Jim Bob has a couple arrests on his record, including this one:

Cooter was arrested in 2006 for DUI, but he was arrested again for a more serious – and bizarre – offense in 2009. According to WVLT in Knoxville, Tenn., Cooter was charged with aggravated burglary after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing into the window of her apartment and stripping down to his underwear. The woman called the police, who arrested Cooter, and he was released on a $10,000 bond the next day.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/02/07/report-lions-hiring-jim-bob-cooter-as-qb-coach-despite-arrests/

hahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha

Thanks!!!

 

[didshereallysaythat]

JIM BOB COOTER. Yes, that's Detroit's new offensive coordinator after they fired Joe Lombardi today. Apparently, Jim Bob has a couple arrests on his record, including this one:

Cooter was arrested in 2006 for DUI, but he was arrested again for a more serious – and bizarre – offense in 2009. According to WVLT in Knoxville, Tenn., Cooter was charged with aggravated burglary after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing into the window of her apartment and stripping down to his underwear. The woman called the police, who arrested Cooter, and he was released on a $10,000 bond the next day.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/02/07/report-lions-hiring-jim-bob-cooter-as-qb-coach-despite-arrests/

With the 2nd offense, the only thing I could think of that would sound even remotely logical is that he got super drunk and thought he was getting into his own bed.

 

[L GUAPO]

Danny Woodcock....hands down

 

[hyatt151]

Danny Woodcock....hands down

John Woodcock, he also was a Lion.

 

[Wintermute]

Nope. Dick Trickle.

 

[bamainatlanta]

There's a guy running for local office here in Atlanta with the name Max Bacon. Best name ever. How do you not vote for a guy who takes bacon to the max?

 

[Bears1985defense]

Nope. Dick Trickle.

Yep. Hands down. Dick Trickle.