OT: Tyler Hansbrough gives the worst player intro ever

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I mean, we all know Hansbrough is a below-average NBA big man. But this has to be the phoniest, most disingenuous crock of shit I've ever seen in my life. The guy was lucky enough that a team actually offered him a two-year contract. I was waiting for him to cry. The blank stare at the end is PRICELESS.

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LMAO. That's the same facial expression someone has after being ass raped in prison for the first time, while trying their best to act cool, as if nothing happened.
 
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lmaoooo, what a jackass, he looks like he's suprised he's in Toront
 

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Lol at that expression at the end.
 

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Tyler Hansbrough whispering softly --

"Fucking stupid-ass Toronto. Shitty ass Canada.... fuckin' ****...... I wish I could've stayed in Sean May's warm, toasty bosom forever. I miss playing against glorified high schools who're 5 inches shorter than me Stupid NBA. Stupid 42% career field goal percentage... Stupid inability to play defense or hit an open jumper....."
 

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look how happy Ben was when he got traded to the Bobcats

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and hes getting payed 5m

why hes not got the grinch smile going on is beyond me
lol right? Bogans got massively overpaid (guaranteed money at that) just so Brooklyn's rich owner could spend 81M in luxury tax for a season. This might be the most he's ever been paid in his career. He should be thrilled.
 

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