OT: You Can't Make This Stuff Up

[DrGonzo]

Report: Keyshawn Johnson chased down, called cops on Justin Bieber

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/e...nson-chased-down-called-cops-on-justin-bieber

I know this is way off topic, but hey, it's the off-season and there is not much else to discuss. My favorite part is where they say Bieber was driving at "break-neck" speed in a Ferrari but Johnson, after dropping off his kid, still "chased him down" in a Prius.

 

[Run the ball]

Bieber grew up less than an hour from where I live. Whenever he drops in, the southern part of the province basically shuts down for him and his presence. He thinks he's invincible, I think we all went through that at one point in life, now add 100 million $$$ to that problem .... That's Bieber.

 

[iueyedoc]

Report: Keyshawn Johnson chased down, called cops on Justin Bieber

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/e...nson-chased-down-called-cops-on-justin-bieber

I know this is way off topic, but hey, it's the off-season and there is not much else to discuss. My favorite part is where they say Bieber was driving at "break-neck" speed in a Ferrari but Johnson, after dropping off his kid, still "chased him down" in a Prius.

And this is the abortion of a paint job on said Ferrari. He should be punched in his va-jay-jay for that.

 

[SERE Bear]

....... He thinks he's invincible, I think we all went through that at one point in life, now add 100 million $$$ to that problem .... That's Bieber.

I would have been dead before I reached 22 yrs old.

 

[Run the ball]

That's an Audi

 

[Run the ball]

I would have been dead before I reached 22 yrs old.

Exactly! He needs to a good old fashion ass woopin.

 

[Globetrotter]

And this is the abortion of a paint job on said Ferrari. He should be punched in his va-jay-jay for that.

WTF are you talking about?? That's an Audi, that's not paint and the Ferrari is white..

 

[iueyedoc]

That's an Audi

Didn't think it looked like a Ferrari, but that was the photo in a story I saw. I thought everything on the internets had to be true! Just the same, that paint job on any high end car, is a shame. Looks like something Paris Hilton or an Olsen twin might do to a car.

 

[Run the ball]

Personally, I'd like to see that paint job live before I make a judgement. There is almost no way of making that car look bad ...

 

[SERE Bear]

he still needs to be punched in the va-jay-jay whether that’s his car or not

 

[Globetrotter]

its not a "paint job" its a vinyl wrap..not hard to remove.

va-jay-jay? are you guys 11-12 years old?

 

[SERE Bear]

oh and for the record the Bieber was hauling ass inside a gated community so KJ knew where to find him.

 

[SERE Bear]

its not a "paint job" its a vinyl wrap..not hard to remove.

va-jay-jay? are you guys 11-12 years old?

Mentally? Yes, yes I am, Whenever I can be.
Physically? No, but I would trade in this 42 yr old back, knees and mortgage to be a kid again in a heart beat.

 

[X]

Fellas. We've got more forums on this wonderful site than just the Bears forum...Hell, we've got an entire forum for off-topic/non-sports-related stuff. It's "the bar". Go check it out some time -- and start posting this garbage in there.

 

[Globetrotter]

Mentally? Yes, yes I am, Whenever I can be.
Physically? No, but I would trade in this 42 yr old back, knees and mortgage to be a kid again in a heart beat.

im sure that gets you a lot of "va-jay-jay"

 

[iueyedoc]

its not a "paint job" its a vinyl wrap..not hard to remove.

va-jay-jay? are you guys 11-12 years old?

Bieber needs to be kicked in his testicles for that fucking hideous vinyl wrap job on his Audi r8. Better?

 

[Globetrotter]

Bieber needs to be kicked in his testicles for that fucking hideous vinyl wrap job on his Audi r8. Better?

hater

 

[iueyedoc]

Fellas. We've got more forums on this wonderful site than just the Bears forum...Hell, we've got an entire forum for off-topic/non-sports-related stuff. It's "the bar". Go check it out some time -- and start posting this garbage in there.

Certainly understand, but I don't see the harm in the occasional OT material, if: the board is slow, not many other new subjects, topic is titled OT, and it is infrequent. But banish it if necessary.

 

[iueyedoc]

hater

Of taking an inspiringly designed automobile and making it look like fat Kardashian underwear? Guilty.

Save that shit for this:

 

[Run the ball]

To be fair X, they even talked about it on NFL AM today