dentfan
No gods! No Masters!
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The best scenario we can hope for is a beanie baby, penny stock rise like Tulips in Denmark for Quarterbacks this year. Some of you all are way too level-headed and pragmatic about the quarterbacks.
That shit needs to stop.
The BEST case scenario is QB fever takes over and shit like what happened at the top of the draft, especially SF, and how we got Fields goes down. It is likely the Texans win at least one more game. I’m not sure we do. If we have the first overall, GMs need to put the money on the fucking table for it.
So, straight run that shit! It’s boiler room time.
Every time you are on Twitter or in another team’s space, talk up Richardson or any of the other fucking bums. Richardson’s arm, his length, his speed, blah blah fucking blah. Do what you can to cook that shit like fatty ribs at a tailgate. Boil that shit like sausage in beer. Let the grease drop and get dirty. Get real dirty. It’s only your immortal soul, and this is the Bears we are talking about.
Like tulips and Beanie Babies, let the price fall out like mother fucking Mormons in NYC. I don’t fucking care who’s holding the bag, Indie, Seattle, especially the Lions, **** ‘em. Who cares. As long as we take their top picks.
Do your part to ride this shit. Die with the motherfucking lie: Levis’s is a first round steal. Wipe the vomit out of your mouth; rehearse it; add the words “generational” and “intangiblez”; do it again.
Get Mission Impossible with this shit. This is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Bear Down!!!!!
That shit needs to stop.
The BEST case scenario is QB fever takes over and shit like what happened at the top of the draft, especially SF, and how we got Fields goes down. It is likely the Texans win at least one more game. I’m not sure we do. If we have the first overall, GMs need to put the money on the fucking table for it.
So, straight run that shit! It’s boiler room time.
Every time you are on Twitter or in another team’s space, talk up Richardson or any of the other fucking bums. Richardson’s arm, his length, his speed, blah blah fucking blah. Do what you can to cook that shit like fatty ribs at a tailgate. Boil that shit like sausage in beer. Let the grease drop and get dirty. Get real dirty. It’s only your immortal soul, and this is the Bears we are talking about.
Like tulips and Beanie Babies, let the price fall out like mother fucking Mormons in NYC. I don’t fucking care who’s holding the bag, Indie, Seattle, especially the Lions, **** ‘em. Who cares. As long as we take their top picks.
Do your part to ride this shit. Die with the motherfucking lie: Levis’s is a first round steal. Wipe the vomit out of your mouth; rehearse it; add the words “generational” and “intangiblez”; do it again.
Get Mission Impossible with this shit. This is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Bear Down!!!!!