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Sunbiz1

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A guy walked into a bar in Kentucky(lol@Uman)and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee *****.

The bartender looked up and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"

The guy said, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responded, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy said nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!.
 
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Sunbiz1 said:
A guy walked into a bar in Kentucky(lol@Uman)and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee *****.

The bartender looked up and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"

The guy said, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responded, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy said nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!.
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You trying to say Iowa's redneck? :lol: nice joke.
 
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Uman85 said:
Animals...cousins...it's all relative.
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Well thats not very nice... Sure many resemble a common barnyard animal like a cow, but theres no need to be rude... Actual Cows may have feelings too :troll:
 
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