Penis Size of the world

[sth]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/03/21/penis-sizes-of-the-world/?xrs=synd_facebook



More reason to feel inadequate fellas. Americans average 5 inches even. India and China are the smallest and Sudan and France among the biggest.

 

[Sir Mike of Burbs]

Who are the idiots who are wasting money on polling dick sizes. Interesting though. Now when I'm overseas I have the random fact of dick sizes.

 

[supraman]

We must conquer the Sudanese and the French to prove our dicks are better

 

[jakobeast]

<-----------Like a button on a fur coat.

 

[LordKOTL]

We must conquer the Sudanese and the French to prove our dicks are better

"What? They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!!!!"

 

[Ton]

Great, wait until TCD sees this... now that douchebags ego will be inflated by another 2 inches.

 

[Ymono37]

<-----------Like a button on a fur coat.

You are giving yourself WAAAAAY to much credit.



I know, we can smell our own.

 

[Tater]

You are giving yourself WAAAAAY to much credit.



I know, we can smell our own.

Are you two single-handedly bringing down the average of the entire country?

 

[Ymono37]

Are you two single-handedly bringing down the average of the entire country?

No. You're helping, too.

 

[Tater]

No. You're helping, too.

I'm a team player.

 

[bri]

You guys are disappointing me. I thought you'd be getting out your yardsticks to compare.

 

[sth]

You guys are disappointing me. I thought you'd be getting out your yardsticks to compare.

Yardsticks? You saw the stats we don't need yardsticks not even a full ruler. The best time to of measured would have been right after the Hawks won the cup.

 

[Tater]

Yardsticks? You saw the stats we don't need yardsticks not even a full ruler. The best time to of measured would have been right after the Hawks won the cup.

+1

 

[bri]

Yardsticks? You saw the stats we don't need yardsticks not even a full ruler. The best time to of measured would have been right after the Hawks won the cup.

I guess you must be suffering from significant shrinkage this year.

 

[sth]

I guess you must be suffering from significant shrinkage this year.

Yes it looks like a frightened turtle this year.

 

[Tater]

I guess you must be suffering from significant shrinkage this year.

 

[bri]

The reason I come to IHN is because I thought it was home of the Whopper. Guess I better invest in an electron microscope.

 

[sth]

The reason I come to IHN is because I thought it was home of the Whopper. Guess I better invest in an electron microscope.

You know in order to get a proper measurement I need a lab assistant. We should go to the lab we used during the sextoy thread from last year and get to work on it.

 

[bri]

Well I have to get to work. I'll try not to think about your hoohoos.



On second thought that may have been home of the Plopper. I forgot they are always talking about how big their poops are.

 

[Ymono37]

Yardsticks? You saw the stats we don't need yardsticks not even a full ruler. The best time to of measured would have been right after the Hawks won the cup.

Anyone got some calipers handy?