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Spiders definitely.
If it were snakes, I would seriously be Googling "best wine pairings for licking sweaty, hairy, disease filled balls" right now. If faced with the choice.
If it were snakes, I would seriously be Googling "best wine pairings for licking sweaty, hairy, disease filled balls" right now. If faced with the choice.
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I think my answer largely depends on if the spiders are poisonous. If they are, depends on how poisonous. For example, I know a bite from a black widow is rarely fatal.. but what if you got bit by 20 of them? idk if those are black widows... just throwing a random spider out there haha
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Spiders hands down. The thought of pain bothers me considerably less than all of the nastiness associated with option #2; and I was bitten by a brown recluse when I was around twelve, so I know. I won't post pictures of what those bites look like, but feel free to do a search if you're not squeamish (mine was fairly moderate and left a scar that resembles a small caliber entry wound [still feels like I'm missing muscle tissue under the scarred skin 15+ years later]).
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Why can't we have both? 
Black widows are no joke.
Black widows are no joke.
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How much licking is involved? I've owned a tarantula in the past and think spiders are fascinating but an alley full of them is fucking creepy.
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I hate this game.
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You've gotta be more specific with how much ******** is involved on this homeless guy's bean bag. I mean, if it's just me running my tongue up and down his balls once, then **** yeah, give me that b-sack. If I'm trying to play a Louis Armstrong song on them while I'm down there, then I'd rather fight the fucking boss spider from Resident Evil with a popsicle stick and a cap gun then touch his junk.
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I absolutely hate spiders, so this would be an impossible decision for me without knowing to what extent I need to go for the ball licking
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I'd lick some balls in this situation due to my hate for spiders. I don't think I hate anything more than spiders. **** them.
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lick the spiders balls?
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Are said balls Schweddy?
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is death an option? if not the homeless mans balls
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HAHAHA
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Yeah, if it's like a choose or die thing, peace and I'm out. If not I'm going spiders. Does screaming like a girl disqualify my answer?
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If I ran through that clusterfuck of spiders I would feel them crawling on me for weeks
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Screaming shouldn't be a disqualification. If I'm put in that situation not only am I going to scream, I'm gonna cry too...a lot