Pigeon story for Ares

[SilenceS]

So, I have always heard you talk about pigeons. They are evil bastards. Well, this is my story. I was working in the kitchen at my work. I was outside and the door was open. Out of nowhere a pigeon comes swooping down and lands next to me. We made eye contact. It did a little pigeon woo at me and took off into the kitchen. I go chasing it. It gets behind the broiler when you cant reach. This little ****** had the nerve to stare at me and just keep his pigeon woo at me. I was pissed. I put on some Easy E "Boyz in the hood" and went to work to get this little ******. I chased it all up and down the line and then I got it in the corner. I saw the fear in the little ******* eye. I said I got you now and it gave me a pigeon woo. I caught it and brought it outside. I released it and the ****** just stood next to me. My heart kind of melted and we shared a piece of bread. Now, the ****** comes around and tries to go in that kitchen everyday. I dont know if you can train a pigeon but when I say no fucking pigeon. It stops. It knows whose it daddy is now Ares. It knows whose its daddy. Get your pigeon rep up and you can become king of the pigeons.

 

[Ares]

So, I have always heard you talk about pigeons. They are evil bastards. Well, this is my story. I was working in the kitchen at my work. I was outside and the door was open. Out of nowhere a pigeon comes swooping down and lands next to me. We made eye contact. It did a little pigeon woo at me and took off into the kitchen. I go chasing it. It gets behind the broiler when you cant reach. This little ****** had the nerve to stare at me and just keep his pigeon woo at me. I was pissed. I put on some Easy E "Boyz in the hood" and went to work to get this little ******. I chased it all up and down the line and then I got it in the corner. I saw the fear in the little ******* eye. I said I got you now and it gave me a pigeon woo. I caught it and brought it outside. I released it and the ****** just stood next to me. My heart kind of melted and we shared a piece of bread. Now, the ****** comes around and tries to go in that kitchen everyday. I dont know if you can train a pigeon but when I say no fucking pigeon. It stops. It knows whose it daddy is now Ares. It knows whose its daddy. Get your pigeon rep up and you can become king of the pigeons.

Lmao Silence... good story mane.

My story was chronicled in a thread I created about an incident where I was attacked by a Pigeon downtown in Chase plaza.

I will bump it so you can read it

 

[brett05]

Mental note not to eat at SilenceS restaurant

 

[Ares]

Mental note not to eat at SilenceS restaurant

I bet Jesus would still eat at SlienceS' restaurant...

 

[Scoot26]

Is it weird that any time I see a pigeon it makes me think of this guy on the internet named Ares?

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[xer0h0ur]

 

[SilenceS]

I bet Jesus would still eat at SlienceS' restaurant...

You damn right. Dude only ate bland fish or thats what the bible told me.

 

[SilenceS]

Mental note not to eat at SilenceS restaurant

Catching a pigeon that never touch a thing food touches is the least of your worries in a restaurant.

 

[Tjodalv]

Should have cooked the little ******. #Silencefail

 

[DrGonzo]

I actually have eaten a pigeon. They called it "squab" but it's the same thing.