Pineapple Corer

HeHateMe

He/Himz/Hiz
Donator
CCS Hall of Fame '20
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
59,797
Liked Posts:
52,780
nope. you high man?
 

Nail Polish

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
28,167
Liked Posts:
10,726
lol Not at all.. I just used one yesterday for the first time...Awesome tool...Gets all of the pineapple out with a minimum of mess
 

nvanprooyen

Moderator
Staff member
Donator
CCS Hall of Fame '19
Joined:
Apr 4, 2011
Posts:
18,757
Liked Posts:
27,292
Location:
Volusia County, FL
My favorite teams
  1. Chicago Bears
I was expecting some fruit fucking jokes in this thread, but I leave disappointed.
 

HeHateMe

He/Himz/Hiz
Donator
CCS Hall of Fame '20
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
59,797
Liked Posts:
52,780
I was expecting some fruit fucking jokes in this thread, but I leave disappointed.

pineapple is much to angry a fruit to ****. you **** a pineapple you burn your dick skin off.
 

HeHateMe

He/Himz/Hiz
Donator
CCS Hall of Fame '20
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
59,797
Liked Posts:
52,780
How do you know? :troll:
i did an experiment where I concocted a simulated pineapple fucking. I shoved a banana in and out of a freshly cored pineapple and the banana disintegrated into a fleshy pulp. I would imagine that the acids and enzymes in the pineapple would do a number on dickskin as well.

Here's another experiment: take a chicken breast and soak it in juice from a freshly squeezed pineapple. It will deteriorate into mush. Now imagine that your motherfucking dick is a piece of raw chicken meat. NASTY.
 

Punished

New member
Joined:
Aug 21, 2010
Posts:
559
Liked Posts:
73
Never used one...I think i'll just stick to that one tool..oh, what's it called?.....oh yeah a KNIFE
 

Nail Polish

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
28,167
Liked Posts:
10,726
lol..Knives make a mess...This baby works flawlessly The pineapple comes out in a spiral..Looks like the stuff out of a can. Takes about 30 seconds My neighbor also uses a knife, but he also uses a rope belt...lol

Here is the demo...



[video=youtube;N-FFVG-NtuQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-FFVG-NtuQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-FFVG-NtuQ[/video]
 
Last edited:

Crystallas

Three if by air
Staff member
Donator
Joined:
Jun 25, 2010
Posts:
20,016
Liked Posts:
9,558
Location:
Next to the beef gristle mill
My favorite teams
  1. Chicago Bulls
You waste a lot of pineapple with these de-corers. Yeah, they are cool and simple, but it's like a lot of gadgets in the kitchen(take up space, never get used, break while rolling around in obscure utensil drawers).

Knife is good enough for me, and if you make a mess with a knife, you likely don't know how to peel a pineapple correctly.

The nice part about slicing a pineapple, is you can use every part. The skin and parts with the eyes can be boiled with water to extract the juice. The head can be replanted in the right soil to grow back another fruit. The core is loaded with bromelain-type proteins and fiber, so you can break it down(blend, chop,food processesing, ect) and use it in anything that matches the taste.
 

Nail Polish

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
28,167
Liked Posts:
10,726
You waste a lot of pineapple with these de-corers. Yeah, they are cool and simple, but it's like a lot of gadgets in the kitchen(take up space, never get used, break while rolling around in obscure utensil drawers).

Knife is good enough for me, and if you make a mess with a knife, you likely don't know how to peel a pineapple correctly.

The nice part about slicing a pineapple, is you can use every part. The skin and parts with the eyes can be boiled with water to extract the juice. The head can be replanted in the right soil to grow back another fruit. The core is loaded with bromelain-type proteins and fiber, so you can break it down(blend, chop,food processesing, ect) and use it in anything that matches the taste.
There was a lot of waste, The pineapple gets wider towards the middle, and the corer doesnt get it..So what we did was slice the remaining hull into 4th's and the kids ate the pineapple that was left attached to the inside of the rind.
 
Last edited:

Punished

New member
Joined:
Aug 21, 2010
Posts:
559
Liked Posts:
73
I could use a knife and get r done in under 30 seconds. It is a cool gadget i'll give them that, but it would be another useless tool in my kitchen. Waste of money IMO
 

ShiftyDevil

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Apr 28, 2011
Posts:
7,276
Liked Posts:
4,663
My favorite teams
  1. Chicago Blackhawks
  1. Washington Huskies
Yes, they are awesome, makes dealing with pineapple 100 times less annoying/messy.
 

Tjodalv

Discoverer of Dragosaurs
CCS Hall of Fame '22
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
16,062
Liked Posts:
13,668
Is there a place at which we could register this as the longest MB thread concerning a pineapple corer in existence? Someone want to call Guinness?
 

ShiftyDevil

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Apr 28, 2011
Posts:
7,276
Liked Posts:
4,663
My favorite teams
  1. Chicago Blackhawks
  1. Washington Huskies
Is there a place at which we could register this as the longest MB thread concerning a pineapple corer in existence? Someone want to call Guinness?

I think you're just jealous that you weren't the OP of the longest pineapple thread.
 

Tjodalv

Discoverer of Dragosaurs
CCS Hall of Fame '22
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
16,062
Liked Posts:
13,668
Damn...my deepest darkest fantasy has not only been discovered, but placed firmly in the public square that my desires be scrutinized endlessly. **** you Shifty! Or should I call you...Brutus!
 

ShiftyDevil

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Apr 28, 2011
Posts:
7,276
Liked Posts:
4,663
My favorite teams
  1. Chicago Blackhawks
  1. Washington Huskies
Damn...my deepest darkest fantasy has not only been discovered, but placed firmly in the public square that my desires be scrutinized endlessly. **** you Shifty! Or should I call you...Brutus!

That's what you get for being a pineapple lover, I think Leviticus said something about that...
 

Top