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Cowherd, not Cowturd or Coward.

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@BearsBud once bragged to me about getting a ******* from a hooker in the parking garage of the Evergreen Park Mall, back when he was a security guard there. He was proud to say that he kicked the young lady out of his car without paying her, and then called the real police to deal with it.

It's not surprising he refuses to get names right.
 

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You forgot to mention that the hooker was your wife, and she was a skank to boot
Well that's impossible, because when you were a lowly security guard there, I was a teenager. So I wasn't married by that time. Unless you're talking about who would become my future wife, and then you've just admitted that you had a teenager give you a *******.

What other underaged women have you had perform sexual acts on you?
 

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I'm actually impressed that a Boomer like you is able to put a picture in a post.
 

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My apologies to your wife.. She is probably a nice lady, and didnt deserve the fake pics... I dont know wtf she was thinking getting hooked up with a fuckin Chicago Public School teacher loser like you.
 

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I remember you posting that though, it just didn't come out that she was underaged until this gross exchange. Gross.
1...Gus said she didnt get paid

2...Post the link to where I said that
 

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Cowturd is an idiot..He proves it every time he opens his mouth
I think he's annoying AF. And sometimes he gets it incredibly wrong. But he gets it right more often than I'd like. He called Mitch "one read QB" a few years ago and I was pissed. Then he turned out to be right. I am still not going to listen to him or watch him though lol. I hate him when he says bad things about my team that end up being correct. It kinda reminds me of a scene from Fear of a Black Hat.
 

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Except I didnt, and yet you listened

Thats the beauty of it
Except you did. We all know that you are deep into your 70s. Based on my age, and how old my wife is, when you were working the night shift as a security guard at the Evergreen Park Mall, both myself and she were teenagers. If you said that it was my wife that gave you a *******, then it was when she was a teenager.
 

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Except you did. We all know that you are deep into your 70s. Based on my age, and how old my wife is, when you were working the night shift as a security guard at the Evergreen Park Mall, both myself and I were teenagers. If you said that it was my wife that gave you a *******, then it was when she was a teenager.
Keep flailing
 

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He was right about mitch tho. called him a bust from day one

so he got a 50/50 odds question right ? Wow - genius .... 50% of QBs bust when drafted in the top 10.... Jamarcus Russell Akili Smith Joey Harrington Sam Bradford Ryan Leaf Tim Couch David Carr Matt Leonart Vince Young ... they were all worse than Mitch I would argue ... and I am sure there are more
 

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