Renault and Ford have joined forces - perfect small car for women

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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women in 2013.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
 

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I wonder if they sell it at Ed Pinkly's Ford store, where you can get the Pinkly Taurus.
 

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Now Dodge and Ford are going to collaborate on something aimed at countering the prior mix. The Dodge Diplomat and the Ford Maverick.

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Nismo Performance and Whipple Superchargers have collaborated on a new engine for these cars.......
 

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Cummins will make the alternative motor. No collaboration needed.
 

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