Report: Bezos to buy the Bears from McCaskeys (and Shanahan to follow?)

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So the McCaskeys have been working on a stadium deal for several years only to sell the team off....

Yea um okay
You’re 99% right, but they are bumbling idiots who do everything backwards. Say Bozo overpays by 1-2B just to make them go away. How do you say no? Lol
 

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So the McCaskeys have been working on a stadium deal for several years only to sell the team off....

Yea um okay

It was too hard and keeps falling through. Better to have someone else figured it out.
 

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I first read it as Bozos not Bezos. Which would actually be an upgrade from McCaskeys
 

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I first read it as Bozos not Bezos. Which would actually be an upgrade from McCaskeys
There is no greater putdown that the word "Bozo." I used it several times a day.
 

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Every bears game would be on Thursday night football on Amazon prime, but would he bring back the honey bears? If so I'm in 🫡🤣
 

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****…No… This would be the fast track to me being a Packers fan
Ummmm okay, bye.....players loved the guy as a owner in Dallas and he stayed out of the way
 

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Ummmm okay, bye.....players loved the guy as an owner in Dallas and he stayed out of the way
That’s fine but I’m not one of his employees. My reasoning is strictly based on his unwavering support for “the science” during the covaids. He was perfectly happy to send any dissenters to camps and have their children taken away. **** him and **** anyone who sympathizes with him
 

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Viginia McCaskey is 101 years old, there is no way she is “running the show”
 

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The Bears - Powered by AWS

That could be either one of the greatest advertisements of AWS technology, or expose it's failures and bankrupt the company.
 

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The Bears - Powered by AWS

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AWS -- Chicago TUFF
 

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Every bears game would be on Thursday night football on Amazon prime, but would he bring back the honey bears? If so I'm in 🫡🤣
Would be extremely favorable. I’m in.
 

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Wouldn't they be a little old by now?


The OG honeys, yes. Bezos would probably make sure the Bears had the hottest upper echelon leaders of the cheer in the entire NFL.
 

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Maybe have those killer $1.50 hot dog and drink deals? Oh wait, that's Costco. At a stadium, that'll be $20.
That’s the price you pay at Augusta National
 

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