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How do you guys feel about revenge? Do you turn the other cheek or take an eye for an eye?
 

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Did you get friend-zoned by a girl who is banging one of your buddies?

In answer to your question... you should beat him to death and bring her his severed head.

No girl will ever friend zone you again... or talk to you.

But at least you'll have your pride.
 

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I know a guy whose wife was banging around on him. He put fiberglass in all her panties. It was wild
 

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Did you get friend-zoned by a girl who is banging one of your buddies?

In answer to your question... you should beat him to death and bring her his severed head.

No girl will ever friend zone you again... or talk to you.

But at least you'll have your pride.

Haha no. I get super depressed in those situations not so much angry. I'm watching a movie about revenge.
 

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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, you should dig two graves

Let Karma take care of it right that magical force in the universe that totally exists.
 

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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, you should dig two graves

Good saying. Love it. But it doesn't really fit when death is too easy. Sometimes revenge is too kind to a person. Why save them from old age.?You take their daughters, kill their sons, burn down their farm, wipe their grandchildren from the earth one by one while their frail body decays slowly until their heart leaves this veil in complete anguish.

This strategy requires at least a dozen graves...just remember to dig one for yourself.
 

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Good saying. Love it. But it doesn't really fit when death is too easy. Sometimes revenge is too kind to a person. Why save them from old age.?You take their daughters, kill their sons, burn down their farm, wipe their grandchildren from the earth one by one while their frail body decays slowly until their heart leaves this veil in complete anguish.

This strategy requires at least a dozen graves...just remember to dig one for yourself.
Someone has been reading again
 

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Good saying. Love it. But it doesn't really fit when death is too easy. Sometimes revenge is too kind to a person. Why save them from old age.?You take their daughters, kill their sons, burn down their farm, wipe their grandchildren from the earth one by one while their frail body decays slowly until their heart leaves this veil in complete anguish.

This strategy requires at least a dozen graves...just remember to dig one for yourself.
ok. I guess you could do this as well. lol
 

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