ROAST: Capt. Serious/Vanilla Gorilla/JoeHawks88

[Jntg4]

 

[poodski]

I got no new material.

 

[Jntg4]

69

 

[nwfisch]

This is old, mainly by the fact by a) Using it too much b) not using it right.

 

[Jntg4]

This is old, mainly by the fact by a) Using it too much b) not using it right.

The point was to make a roast, we haven't had a roast in ages.

 

[nwfisch]

It still doesn't take away the fact that making fun out of his name is old. Making a thread about it is pathetic.

 

[Jntg4]

It still doesn't take away the fact that making fun out of his name is old. Making a thread about it is pathetic.

The thread isn't about making fun of his name.

 

[nwfisch]

The thread isn't about making fun of his name.

 

[Shawon0Meter]

Who's the Sox fan that cries when a Cubs fan has an opinion on the Sox?

 

[Fuller Schettman]

Zambrano?

 

[Capt. Serious]

Just another way of stirring the pot with me.

:lovie:

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

Just another way of stirring the pot with me.

:lovie:

But it's working, amirite?

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

lawlz u ******* dont know how to do a roast

Nextttttt uppppp its code......

Hey hey hey....looks like a good crowd out there tonight..good thing 'cuz our roasters are a bunch of no names...seriously someone punch me in the freaking face so i can see some stars

so i might as well hit it offshifty

EYT is here tonight...big Wiscy guy...and a packers fan....bleh the packers pack more fudge than all the kardashians combined

and no i dont enjoy my tiger....but i'm sure you would enjoy your own "tiger"....if you knew what that meant or had one

Wrigley Firehawks is here....wait what the ****? Who the hell is this guy?

Oh thats right its Jntg...but he changed his name....andy dick is more liked than this dude

and seriously who cares about the fucking Chicago Fire? I'll watch shirtless rednecks whores scream at cars taking 500 left turns before i watch US soccer

poodski is here....CCS has to have its black guys(you are a brotha right?)
its all about diversity
but what the hell is up with your name...do you take shits while skiing or something or are you fascinated with defacation....and no i do not enjoy banana hammocks...that screams *** more than a dude with a lisp and tight green sparkling jeans in front of *** XXX with a sign next to his ass saying:"Insert Here"

Dero is here too...probably for teh booze....dero rapes gas stations and burns women...no i did not mix that up that's how fucked up he is....dero used to be so stoned he made snoop dogg look like he had never touched a cigar

and now...the man of the hour...he is a great man, a visionary, a fantastic poster, and has changed the lives of many..no doubt he is worthy of the highest honor







so..um..our original roastee was unable to make it tonight...so we got with this douchenozzle joe

joecawks/vanilla gorilla/capt serious/whateverthehellyourfuckingnameis

god...where to begin...you're so *** you can tell the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it...you're not the brightest either...you have less brain cells than a garden hose that doesnt work..remember elephants aren't orange...you have more sand in your mangina than rosie o donnell....you're more sensitive than a teenage girl who just got cheated on by her boyfriend and thinks just because her ass is a little giggly she needs to stuff her finger down her neck to make her look good...but all in all you contribute a great deal to the board...thanks

*applause and hand shake*

 

[85Bears4life]

Not a roast till the roast master shows up

 

[IvyPickin87]

Wrigley FireCrotch strikes out again

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

Not a roast till the roast master shows up

lawl the jew boy

 

[85Bears4life]

lawl the jew boy

lol I love the jews..

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

Sig says it all

 

[tbo41fan]

LMAO

I miss these roasts....

 

[poodski]

poodski is here....CCS has to have its black guys(you are a brotha right?)
its all about diversity
but what the hell is up with your name...do you take shits while skiing or something or are you fascinated with defacation....and no i do not enjoy banana hammocks...that screams *** more than a dude with a lisp and tight green sparkling jeans in front of *** XXX with a sign next to his ass saying:"Insert Here"

Why do people think I am black?