Santa robs bank

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Man wearing Santa hat, sunglasses, long white beard robs bank
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Santa Claus is known for giving gifts, but a very bad Santa on Monday robbed a Volusia County SunTrust and left behind a present that forced the evacuation of the bank.

The man, wearing a Santa hat, beard and long white wig walked into the bank in Port Orange about 3:15 p.m., two days before Christmas, with a package wrapped in red patterned holiday wrap, a picture released by police shows.

The robber placed the box on the counter in front of a teller, implied that the package was dangerous and demanded money, said Lt. John Jakovenko, a police spokesman. He did not have a weapon.

The fake Santa, who also wore sunglasses, walked out with an undetermined amount of cash and left the package behind.

Investigators evacuated the bank at 3865 S. Nova Road and summoned the Volusia County bomb squad. Jakovenko would not say what was in the box, but it was found to be harmless.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bank-robbery-santa-hat-port-orange-20131223,0,2791306.story
 

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If he took a shit in the box, he should be able to keep the money!
 

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Fucking elves were probably demanding a cost of living increase to their pay....
 

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Well, last week this happened.......

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