Second City Hockey Write-up

[BlackHawkPaul]

Interesting write-up.



The best line from this is:

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You are Marian Hossa, and you are not scoring.[/font]

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Tables taken from the article:



[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]LEGEND[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]GP-Games Played, G-Goals, A-Assists, Pts-Points[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]TOI/GP - Avg Time-On-Ice per Game Played[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]TOI/Pt - Minutes Played per Point Score[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]GP/Pt- Games Played per Goal Scored[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]GP/Pt 5 - Games Played per Goal at Full Strength



HIGHLIGHTED DATA[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]BLUE - IMPROVEMENT (double digit)[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]GREEN - IMPROVEMENT (single digit[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]ORANGE - DECLINE (single digi[/font]

[font="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]RED - DECLINE (double digit)



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[puckjim]

To summarize, the stars have let this team down.



Kane and Hossa, injuries notwithstanding, have to be better, but there are others.



There's still time, but not lots of time.

 

[MassHavoc]

Damn it, I knew the reason we sucked is because we didn't have enough assists.

 

[R K]

Damn it, I knew the reason we sucked is because we didn't have enough assists.

LOL!



they are on pace for 14 more goals this year than last. I guess the Stars IE Kane and Hossa should be playing better defense because they are on pace to GIVE UP far more goals this year than last year.



Damn those Stars! Wait, they play in Dallas. I'm so confused.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Damn it, I knew the reason we sucked is because we didn't have enough assists.

Haha!

 

[E Runs]

Interesting write-up.



The best line from this is:

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You are Marian Hossa, and you are not scoring.[/font]

Players with more goals than Marian Hossa:



Matt Moulson

Brian Boyle

Michael Grabner

Clarke MacArthur

Alex Steen

Brent Burns

Brian Little

David Jones

Derek Stepan

Mike Santorelli

PA Parenteau

Radim Vrbata

Cal fucking Clutterbuck



And a host of others but the above are either Rookies, D-men, or "who the **** is that" guys.



Taylor Pyatt and Lee Stempniak have combined for as many goals as Kane and Hossa.



I'm going to go throw up now.

 

[whiteevo]

for some reason, seeing bryan little's name on that list really hit the point home to me.



i'm feeling shitty now.

 

[Ton]

For me, it was PA Parenteau and Cal Clutterbuck. What a joke!

 

[Pez68]

Yeah uhh, someone should show Hossa that list....