Shit I Wish I Could Say At Work

[supraman]

Dear hospitals:

It is Monday, please make sure you order enough inventory throughout the week to have enough stock to carry you through the weekend and Monday. I don't want to spend my Friday's and Monday's placing your overnight orders because you don't know that the weekend will happen every week.

 

[supraman]

Post your own shit you wish you could say

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

This goes to the female employee in my office that wears low rise jeans/pants:

Please stop. When you bend over and I happen to accidentally see your awful ass crack my johnson flees.

 

[LordKOTL]

I've said plenty that might have gotten me fired. I think it helps that being nowhere near the midwest means my bosses aren't uptight.

 

[supraman]

I've said plenty that might have gotten me fired. I think it helps that being nowhere near the midwest means my bosses aren't uptight.

I'm in the south. But I still can't mouth off, job market down here fucking blows.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

When I used to work as a stocker at the local Martin's Supermarket back in Indiana, I didn't care what I said to the many dumb assholes that used to frequent that establishment.

Mind you, I didn't pick on any poor sap-- just those people that deserved it.

It's amazing how people can sit at their 9-5 shitty job, then go shopping just to take their boneheaded frustrations out on others. I was lucky that the store manager didn't give a shit about the asshole customers.

I said some really awful stuff to some really stupid people, and it felt good every time.

 

[winos5]

My professionon is customer service oriented. I can think it but more often than not can't say it without softening it considerably.

 

[CaveMan]

I want to tell a certain officer to pull his head out of his a$$ because his braincells are dying due to the lack of oxygen.

 

[howcho]

When i was a parts manager at a John Deere dealership, I had a customer bring in a switch that he had fucked up. I told him he would be charged for a new switch and he got ornery with me. He asked to speak to the manger and I told him he was. He went on a tear with foul language and finished with calling me a cheap bastard. I said, "one moment please" and went to get the part and a hammer. I put the part on the counter and smashed it with the hammer, slowly scooped up the remnants and threw it in the garbage. I told him "Im not cheap, I'm just not giving it to you, now get the **** out of my store".



That was fun!

 

[TSD]

When you dont know shit about software programming and you refuse to accept what I tell you about a problem and keep me on the phone for 26 hours only to find out I am right, I should be able to shoot you in the face.

 

[jakobeast]

Mind you, this isn't what I want to say to everyone, just certain people



So, you have a new Mercedes Benz Kompressor, You are wearing a nice suit, and you are constantly on the phone. Explain to my why you felt the need to **** over the tenants you rented to and didn't feel like paying your mortgage?

 

[CLWolf81]

I would love to tell a certain "CEO" of mine to actually see what life is really like at my job, pending I didn't do it.... Well, he will apparently, since he's hiring lemmings to look at us and see what goes on, to prove to him that he really doesn't need us for a long shift.... anything just to give him a way to get rid of our unionized workers in favor of another contractor who pays minimum wage and vows to bring back "the old ways".... (And our contract ends in August... yay) -.-



Funny, the boss doesn't want to go to a job site he owns to know what its like. **** him!