Shittiest Tasting Halloween Candies?

[Sunbiz1]

1. Candy Corn
2. Those fake peanut butter blobs wrapped in orange and black wrappers, most having the consistency of epoxy glue.

Go!

 

[JosMin]

These pieces of shit.

 

[Capt. Serious]

These pieces of shit.

Yeah, those are fucking awful. uke:

 

[nwfisch]

Zachary Confections...

 

[emcee]

1. Candy Corn
2. Those fake peanut butter blobs wrapped in orange and black wrappers, most having the consistency of epoxy glue.

Go!

Those FTW.

 

[Shawon0Meter]

yeah those orange and black things suck. pretty much any of the no-name brand candies people hand out are terrible. just turn your lights off and quit letting down the kids.

 

[Capt. Serious]

Candy corn tastes like shit.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Smarties, those little chalky tablets in assorted colors rolled up like a tootsie roll(which suck as well).

 

[Capt. Serious]

Smarties ftw...:gtfo:

 

[zack54attack]

Toothbrushes.

 

[ShiftyDevil]

I'd like to add my vote to candy corn

 

[JosMin]

I always hated those assholes who give you pennies. I mean, who in the flighty freckled **** thinks giving a kid eleven cents is better than a handful of teeth-rotting, artery clogging candy?

 

[Sunbiz1]

Good and Plenty, how this candy is still being manufactured is a mystery. Somewhere back in the 19th century, someone decided to take black licorice and coat it to trick little children. Apparently, everyone eating this shit one time has kept the company afloat.

 

[Crystallas]

Those round brown things that look like pennies. Those taste like shit.

Spoiler

At least they saved me some time at the pay toilet

 

[Crystallas]

Good and Plenty, how this candy is still being manufactured is a mystery. Somewhere back in the 19th century, someone decided to take black licorice and coat it to trick little children. Apparently, everyone eating this shit one time has kept the company afloat.

Once in a while I like me a box of Good and Plenty. :yep:

 

[GaelicSoxFan]

Fareway potato chips

 

[GaelicSoxFan]

Popcorn balls. Those things taste like they've been sitting around for 20 years.

 

[nwfisch]

Fareway potato chips

BrudderBear will attest to the greatness

 

[Sunbiz1]

Bazooka bubble gum, and most hard candies such as butterscotch/peppermint etc.

 

[Dogstar]

Wax lips.

When the novelty of making your face look like a baboon's ass wears off, you can chew 'em like gum!
(So long as you can stomach "gum" that tastes like a baboon's ass and has the consistency of chunky lard)