Skunks take priority now!!!

[the canadian dream]

http://www.globaltvb...2431/story.html



little back story.



This skunk has been around my apartment for a couple months now (there are skunks all over the city because people are filthy). Apparently it got it's head stuck in a lid from one of those plastic bubble cups. I started calling the thing Cup Head and I was running into it every night on my way home from work. Then it disappeared for the last couple weeks and I thought it probably had just moved on or has been ran over as happens to most skunks in the neighborhood.



About a week ago someone posted a note on the bulletin board across the street with a long winded note asking people to keep an eye out for the skunk and to contact them if it was found so they could trap it and remove the lid from it's head. And low and behold the skunk has been found and has gone under "surgery" to remove the lid from its head. Its become a damn hot story in the media!!



Now here is my beef. Why the **** is a skunk getting so much fucking attention? Really? There are not more important places to place ones energy?



I am an animal lover. I believe in the health of animals. I felt sorry for this skunk too but in no way was I going to be plastering signs to save the skunk all over the city and making it a news story. It's a fucking skunk!!! It eats garbage and it full of rabies and is filthy!!! I like skunks i think they are interesting but they also serve no real fucking function in an urban environment other than spraying dogs and eating shit out of garbage bins.



Unbelievable. Vancouver is fucked in the head.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Skunks > Vancouverite "Humans"

 

[Bringmepie]

You forgot to mention that the skunk was scabby.

 

[CLWolf81]

Sounds like the Canucks have a future player on their hands. No one likes em (except some of the hippie natives), they stink, etc... Yeah... Total Canuck promise.



And with Cup Head... well... Why the hell would someone WANT to perform surgery on a skunk anyway? -.-

 

[jakobeast]

I feel a riot coming on....

 

[Tater]

I feel a riot coming on....

LMAO, +1.

 

[MassHavoc]

Why is it getting so much attention? Because in Vancouver they hold everything that stinks in very high regards. Canucks, Winter Olympics, Jazz Hands, TCD....

 

[MassHavoc]

Ok, now for the serious comment, I like your name for it much better than "bubbles" and what the ****.... I mean... WHAT THE **** is this shit "A West End skunk facing possible death because of a discarded beverage lid around its neck was trapped and underwent surgery Tuesday morning."



Really? Maybe I'm not seeing it in the pictures, but it doesn't really seem to be inhibiting him from eating garbage out of the trash cans and cleaning up your dog poop for you. For all we know the guy put it on himself as a fashion statement, it was like a plastic scarf he's preparing for winter with... I hate people. I hope his glads destroyed that operating room with a filthy smell those whores are used to from the guys that lay on top of them.

 

[Tater]

This whole thread stinks.

 

[the canadian dream]

Ok, now for the serious comment, I like your name for it much better than "bubbles" and what the ****.... I mean... WHAT THE **** is this shit "A West End skunk facing possible death because of a discarded beverage lid around its neck was trapped and underwent surgery Tuesday morning."



Really? Maybe I'm not seeing it in the pictures, but it doesn't really seem to be inhibiting him from eating garbage out of the trash cans and cleaning up your dog poop for you. For all we know the guy put it on himself as a fashion statement, it was like a plastic scarf he's preparing for winter with... I hate people. I hope his glads destroyed that operating room with a filthy smell those whores are used to from the guys that lay on top of them.

LMAO. When I saw cup head I was always ..."now thats a skunk that stands out" It wasn't inhibiting it from doing anything at all. That ****** was the king shit of Haro Park (across the street). It owned that territory and probably because it looked like a tough ass fucking skunk with that lid on it's head. It even came up to me one night and tried to make out with my leg while i was sitting there...cocky ******. People get piss afraid of skunks because of their spray. Thing is skunks will only spray when they feel like they are in danger and they can't go around fucking spraying every second because that's now how it works. Skunks can only spray about 5-6 times before they run out and have to build up another supply which can take up to 10 days often longer. So they will not spray unless they feel very threatened. There's everyones wild life lesson of the day.



The skunk is the most least understood filthy fucking mammals of the world!!! I fucking hate them so much.

 

[Rex]

finally, something with a Cup in Vancouver!

 

[MassHavoc]

finally, something with a Cup in Vancouver!

WINNER.

 

[Ton]

Apparently it was Vigneault who found the "skunk", confirming that it was actually Luongo.

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

How much does that lady make a year removing lids of rodents necks? Kill the damn thing and put it out of its misery, Dwight Schrute would be appalled by this.

 

[the canadian dream]

finally, something with a Cup in Vancouver!

I lost my shit when I read this. +89