Spider infestation

gpphat · Jul 31, 2015

Calling all exterminator bros, I think my garage and house is infested by brown recluse spiders. I went in my garage to take the cafe racer on a ride around town and I saw 3 baby spiders and later that night I saw two more inside the house. I'm worried that one of them bastards will be hiding in my golf bag and bite me when I pull out my 9 iron to hit a sweet chip shot. What do you guys think, here is a picture I snapped of the spider:

Do you think I should be worried? Should I sleep in a rubber suit to prevent getting bit while I'm asleep? Should I move just to be safe, I hear Nashville is nice? Just feeling really low right now that a spider bit may effect me in a really bad way.

Bearin' Down · Jul 31, 2015

gpphat said:
Calling all exterminator bros, I think my garage and house is infested by brown recluse spiders. I went in my garage to take the cafe racer on a ride around town and I saw 3 baby spiders and later that night I saw two more inside the house. I'm worried that one of them bastards will be hiding in my golf bag and bite me when I pull out my 9 iron to hit a sweet chip shot. What do you guys think, here is a picture I snapped of the spider:

Do you think I should be worried? Should I sleep in a rubber suit to prevent getting bit while I'm asleep? Should I move just to be safe, I hear Nashville is nice? Just feeling really low right now that a spider bit may effect me in a really bad way.

That's not a brown recluse. That's a banana spider. I'd leave the continent to be safe.

bearmick · Jul 31, 2015

Are you sure they're brown recluses?

Scoot26 · Jul 31, 2015

BearDen · Jul 31, 2015

Scoot26 said:

I'm curious as to what he expected to happen, had he gotten the bowl on the spider.

KittiesKorner · Jul 31, 2015

Did they bark?

truthbedamned · Jul 31, 2015

They can kill you

MDB111™ · Jul 31, 2015

you have insects everywhere....you get spiders everywhere... get some home defender spray the perimeter of your house inside and out(watch the inside if you have little ones) then powder or granule your yard with insect killer- but you kill what they eat and they wont come around

HeHateMe · Jul 31, 2015

MarylandBear111 said:
you have insects everywhere....you get spiders everywhere... get some home defender spray the perimeter of your house inside and out(watch the inside if you have little ones) then powder or granule your yard with insect killer- but you kill what they eat and they wont come around

then spray all of the chemicals down your throat. after about ten minutes all you will see will be spiders, ten more minutes you won't ever have to worry about spiders again.

ruprecht · Jul 31, 2015

Give them crack.

MDB111™ · Jul 31, 2015

Xavier McPrawn said:
then spray all of the chemicals down your throat. after about ten minutes all you will see will be spiders, ten more minutes you won't ever have to worry about spiders again.

tree hugging hippy ^

botfly10 · Aug 1, 2015

I have at least 5 black widows living in my house right now. So far, I have let them be, just have to be careful when getting tp outta the cabinet and whatnot. But its getting to where Im gonna have to do something soon.