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If that's the real trailer that's pretty poor

Anyone think storm troopers have learned to hit the target they are aiming at yet?
 
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[video=youtube;BFbjGd66XM4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BFbjGd66XM4[/video]
 

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CG looks good lol

Can't really base anything off of like 40 seconds of random footage
 

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Here's another trailer:

[video=youtube;rNBlhxBhbME]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBlhxBhbME[/video]

As long as it's better than the garbage they passed off as Star Wars films for the previous trilogy I'll be at least content.
 

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[video=youtube;etwJnVBHy9c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etwJnVBHy9c[/video]

MAJOR SPOILERS. Don't watch unless you are OK with MAJOR SPOILERS.
 

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Anyone see that trailer for Hunger Games Mocking Jay ?..They have people shooting down supersonic jets with a bow and arrow...lol


[video=youtube;C_Tsj_wTJkQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Tsj_wTJkQ[/video]

Jump to the 1:30 mark
 
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Here's another trailer:

[video=youtube;rNBlhxBhbME]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBlhxBhbME[/video]

As long as it's better than the garbage they passed off as Star Wars films for the previous trilogy I'll be at least content.

Just please no 20 min cgi chase sequences
 

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Although there are two things that confuse me already: 1) Black dude in a storm trooper outfit? Did they give up on the cloning program or was that one of the protagonists in disguise? 2) God damn soccer ball with a head? I know they've gotten lazy with the droid designs and all, but seriously? I initially thought that part was a gag and the dude in the storm trooper outfit was going to show up and kick the damn thing.
 

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I'm a huge Star Wars guy....that trailer blows...sorry

I don't know what you would expect that would make you happy? You have X Wings, a new light saber, something that looks like a speeder bike, Stormtroopers and The Millennium Falcon. Looked pretty badass to me. I know some people will never be happy because it's not the original 3 but I'm pretty stoked to see what JJ can do for the franchise and I'm loving what I see here.
 

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Although there are two things that confuse me already: 1) Black dude in a storm trooper outfit? Did they give up on the cloning program or was that one of the protagonists in disguise? 2) God damn soccer ball with a head? I know they've gotten lazy with the droid designs and all, but seriously? I initially thought that part was a gag and the dude in the storm trooper outfit was going to show up and kick the damn thing.

Surely you didn't expect answers from a teaser?

Also, if you listen closely you can hear something in the background that sounds like an imperial probe droid in the back ground. I'm guessing he's a good guy in disguise.
 

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What was the TV show or movie they had recently where all the right wing nuts loved that they got an Obama lookalike to play the devil?

Can't remember. Anyway, I think this is the Disney Left hitting back by making the new Sith lightsaber in the shape of a cross. Not cool.

and I agree with Brett; totally underwhelming trailer.
 

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What was the TV show or movie they had recently where all the right wing nuts loved that they got an Obama lookalike to play the devil?

Can't remember. Anyway, I think this is the Disney Left hitting back by making the new Sith lightsaber in the shape of a cross. Not cool.

and I agree with Brett; totally underwhelming trailer.


A+ effort at trolling. Not taking the bait. Swords have been designed that way for thousands of years probably.

I think you are referring to the History Channels mini series The Bible.
 

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Here's another trailer:

[video=youtube;rNBlhxBhbME]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBlhxBhbME[/video]

As long as it's better than the garbage they passed off as Star Wars films for the previous trilogy I'll be at least content.
Now that's more like it.
 

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I think it is worth pointing out that these videos are "Teasers" rather than actual Trailers which will come out closer the the release.

If it is Star Wars I am in.... I am tired of all the old blowhards bitching about how the prequels were not the same.... Yes.... correct.... 3 prequels to a trio of movies will not in fact be the exact same as that trio of movies.

And the newer CGI light saber fights blow the doors off that bullshit in the 70s and 80s....

***** all you want haters lol it aint gonna change a thing...

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