Stoopid Newz

[BiscuitintheBasket]

For fun with bad news and poorly/comically written headlines/articles.

 

[MassHavoc]

Maybe Florida should be put in parenthesis in the title... haha

 

[Ymono37]

just... what?



Questions:

Why would you steal someone's vibrator?



Why would you report said vibrator stolen?



Would you really want it back?



Seriously, who steals a used vibrator?

 

[Tater]

[quote name="Ymono37"]just... what?



Questions:

Why would you steal someone's vibrator?



Why would you report said vibrator stolen?



Would you really want it back?



Seriously, who steals a used vibrator?[/quote]



Jako?

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="Tater"]Jako?[/quote]

you know... now that you've mentioned it, that would make a lot of sense.



Jako: Dildo Hunter.

 

[Tater]

[quote name="Ymono37"]
[quote name="Tater"]Jako?[/quote]

you know... now that you've mentioned it, that would make a lot of sense.



Jako: Dildo Hunter.[/quote]



Ahh yes. Maybe a weekly series on WGN. You may be on to something here.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

ASSHOLES......i just spit pepsi all over my monitor and keyboard here at work laughing at this.

 

[bri]

[quote name="Ymono37"]just... what?



Questions:

Why would you steal someone's vibrator?



Why would you report said vibrator stolen?



Would you really want it back?



Seriously, who steals a used vibrator?[/quote]







Some of them are really expensive. I blame the economy.

 

[sth]

[quote name="bri"]
[quote name="Ymono37"]just... what?



Questions:

Why would you steal someone's vibrator?



Why would you report said vibrator stolen?



Would you really want it back?



Seriously, who steals a used vibrator?[/quote]







Some of them are really expensive. I blame the economy.[/quote]

We need a vibrator stimulus package. I think people of all political parties can get behind this. It can stimulate more than the economy. :lol:

 

[bri]

Great idea, Peep. Sign me up. I'm going to require a large stimulus package.

 

[sth]

[quote name="bri"]Great idea, Peep. Sign me up. I'm going to require a large stimulus package.[/quote]

Well I think I might know of a package that could help you.

 

[bri]

It not only has to be large, but multi-functional.

 

[sth]

I'm glad to know size isn't the only factor influencing your decision. It's not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean. :lol:

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="sth"]I'm glad to know size isn't the only factor influencing your decision. It's not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean. :lol:[/quote]

Bri, this is code for, "small penis."















I know, we can smell our own... it resembles cheetos and shame.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="bri"]It not only has to be large, but multi-functional.[/quote]



Turbocharged as well????

 

[bri]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]
[quote name="bri"]It not only has to be large, but multi-functional.[/quote]



Turbocharged as well????[/quote]





Well, Hun, in these hard times a girl wants the most bang for her buck.

 

[CLWolf81]

I don't know if it goes under stoopid news... But it might as well, especially for the "significance" and even laughter from the *** community, so I had to share it.



Kodos & Kang?.... Oversized tampons? ... What do you think they look like?



These are some of the impressions of the 2012 London Olympic Mascots, which were recently announced. What they are is anyone's guess.

For one-eyed monsters, they seem to be looking like they're ready to invade someone's backside...



It also made me wonder what kind of grass the 2012 London Olympic Committee was smoking when they made these two mascots.



Then again, I wonder who lost the bet.