Strangest place you pooped

[jakobeast]

Inspired by a little conversation in another thread, where was the strangest place you pooped? Strange bathroom doesn't count unless you have a picture of said BATHROOM ONLY.



Hole number 3 on a golf course. And I don't mean like, in the woods off the green, I mean in the hole on green 3.

 

[Rex]

I clogged your toilet, Jako.



Then I left.

 

[howcho]

Inspired by a little conversation in another thread, where was the strangest place you pooped? Strange bathroom doesn't count unless you have a picture of said BATHROOM ONLY.



Hole number 3 on a golf course. And I don't mean like, in the woods off the green, I mean in the hole on green 3.

I have lost a good deal of respect for you sir.



That is just uncool.

 

[jakobeast]

I clogged your toilet, Jako.



Then I left.

I am very aware of that sir.



That is what we call a "Key Wester" Pioneered by our own Ymono37. He was down in Key West, officiating Gettinsome and his lovely lady's wedding. The day he left, he decided to void himself of extra weight, as to not bog the airplane down. It was such a large deposit, and the water pressure in Key West is severely lacking that well, Fudgey the Whale would not go down. So he went downstairs, said "Gotta go catch a flight, and I totally clogged your toilet. See ya!"

 

[howcho]

A friend of mine had a party at his Mom's house, ( this was some time ago) and another friend thought it funny to make a deposit within a little teapot that was on the fireplace mantle.



It took them months to find the smell.



Those two don't speak to one another any more.

 

[jakobeast]

I have lost a good deal of respect for you sir.



That is just uncool.

Really? You had respect for me?







SOMEONE MARK THE ARCHIVES!!!!

 

[jakobeast]

A friend of mine had a party at his Mom's house, ( this was some time ago) and another friend thought it funny to make a deposit within a little teapot that was on the fireplace mantle.



It took them months to find the smell.



Those two don't speak to one another any more.

That is great.

 

[Rex]

A friend of mine had a party at his Mom's house, ( this was some time ago) and another friend thought it funny to make a deposit within a little teapot that was on the fireplace mantle.



It took them months to find the smell.



Those two don't speak to one another any more.

amazing.

 

[Rex]

I am very aware of that sir.



That is what we call a "Key Wester" Pioneered by our own Ymono37. He was down in Key West, officiating Gettinsome and his lovely lady's wedding. The day he left, he decided to void himself of extra weight, as to not bog the airplane down. It was such a large deposit, and the water pressure in Key West is severely lacking that well, Fudgey the Whale would not go down. So he went downstairs, said "Gotta go catch a flight, and I totally clogged your toilet. See ya!"

I am well aware of this story.



Fun fact, two months after I Key Wested you, I convinced Emma that she had done it.

 

[jakobeast]

I am well aware of this story.



Fun fact, two months after I Key Wested you, I convinced Emma that she had done it.

Awesome. And I couldn't have been here. If it was, I would have saved it to admire.

 

[winos5]

Middle of the mojave desert in Southeast AZ at an F15 crash site. I was one of several providing medical support for the recovery op. We did 24 hour shifts in the desert. Walked abot 100 yards or so from where I was on dooty and did my dooty. Dug a whole in the ground, let it fly, washed up with moist towlettes, buried it all. Join the Air force, meet interesting people, travel to exotic far away places, shit in a hole in the ground.



Strangest shitter was a rest stop between Flagstaff and Phoenix, aboot half way. Place got pretty damn cold in the winter, snow sometimes and the commode had a stainless steel seat/lid. Always wondered if any body ever got stuck to it on days below freezing.

 

[jakobeast]

Middle of the mojave desert in Southeast AZ at an F15 crash site. I was one of several providing medical support for the recovery op. We did 24 hour shifts in the desert. Walked abot 100 yards or so from where I was on dooty and did my dooty. Dug a whole in the ground, let it fly, washed up with moist towlettes, buried it all. Join the Air force, meet interesting people, travel to exotic far away places, shit in a hole in the ground.



Strangest shitter was a rest stop between Flagstaff and Phoenix, aboot half way. Place got pretty damn cold in the winter, snow sometimes and the commode had a stainless steel seat/lid. Always wondered if any body ever got stuck to it on days below freezing.

The good ol latrine. Always comes through in a pinch.

 

[howcho]

Really? You had respect for me?







SOMEONE MARK THE ARCHIVES!!!!

Sure I would, I respect everybody like my parents taught me. That is, until I find reason not to.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Middle of the mojave desert in Southeast AZ at an F15 crash site. I was one of several providing medical support for the recovery op. We did 24 hour shifts in the desert. Walked abot 100 yards or so from where I was on dooty and did my dooty. Dug a whole in the ground, let it fly, washed up with moist towlettes, buried it all. Join the Air force, meet interesting people, travel to exotic far away places, shit in a hole in the ground.



Strangest shitter was a rest stop between Flagstaff and Phoenix, aboot half way. Place got pretty damn cold in the winter, snow sometimes and the commode had a stainless steel seat/lid. Always wondered if any body ever got stuck to it on days below freezing.

Somewhat similar. On my first Bright Star trip to Egypt I extended to stay for the clean up. We still had about a week left when another clean up crew (not in out camp), burnt down our shitters. Left us no choice by to mark our territory.





About a decade latter we were training at Ft. Irwin, CA (Mojave desert), and this is when the Army no longer allowed us to dig our own poop holes and had to use the portajohns. Well, after over 1 week the few that were placed in our camp had not been cleaned...and the shit was litterally over the seat. Well since we could not dig, we just cut a small hole in the bottom of a bucket and rubber band a bag around the hole. Turn the bucket upside down and instant pooper. The best part is this was a training mission were we were being reviewed....needless to stay, someone photographed by one of the observers using our makeshirt toilet. That picture was presented during the final review.

 

[LordKOTL]

Shit-wise, I'm pretty boring. But, on a road trip a friend's kid I know really had to go, and when we finally fould a place to stop, he couldn't get his underwear off quick enough and literally put one off the crossbar (beskidded his waistband).

 

[bri]

How is it that this thread has been up almost a whole day and we haven't heard shit from Tater or Paul?

 

[CLWolf81]

There's one reason why I won't eat at Pizzeria Uno ever again...



Three hours after I ate, I was still in the men's bathroom....



Thought it was all gone when after a short time later and after my ride on the Blue Line (lived over near Jefferson Park at the time, so it was a long ride), I ended up having to hold more remains in my underwear. Tried getting to the gas station at Irving Park cause I couldn't hold it, and the gas station wouldn't allow me to go, even for emergencies... (Its closed up now)



Some of it sadly leaked out on the sidewalk when I got closer to home.... wasn't pretty.

 

[Tater]

How is it that this thread has been up almost a whole day and we haven't heard shit from Tater or Paul?

Just got here, I was taking a dump.

 

[bri]

Just got here, I was taking a dump.

It's only news if you were taking it at the dump.

 

[Tater]

It's only news if you were taking it at the dump.

lol