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So, I was just sitting around at home last night and one of my friends calls me to go out to the local sports bar (apparently a couple of her friends had skipped out early). I wander over shortly there after and ended up having one of the strangest nights out ever.
First off, there were lesbians everywhere. Now, there's usually one or two at this given place, but there were at least five different lesbian couples there last night. Needless to say the excessive groping and making out was fucking awesome...but it was still kind of odd. I'd say they'd organized some sort of invasion, but only two of the couples showed up together/knew each other.
Next, for no apparent reason the cops stopped in on six different occasions (I was there from 9:30ish till 2:00). Usually they'll show up at closing time to make sure all the drunks are capable of driving and no one overstays, but they just kept coming around and hanging out for no particular reason.
Then this old guy in a wheel chair was being super weird. He didn't need the wheelchair (kept dancing with one of the lezzies), kept pointing out that his initials (he called himself "Sir Walter _____ ________") spelt out SWAG...I'm not sure why one would readily admit that, but he seemed super proud of that fact. Then he smoked a shit-ton of grass out front of the bar and probably got about 20 people stoned throughout the course of the evening. He also told my friend and I that we were "the happiest couple he's ever seen," which is great and all, except we've never dated.
Finally, this random chick decided she felt like hanging out with my friends and I and proceeded to follow us around all night. Now, she was nice and all, but she was just super fucking clingy for a person that we'd never seen before.
I'm still kind of reeling from the vast amount of "what the **** is going on?" that occurred and figured I'd share. At least, if nothing else, it was an entertaining night.
First off, there were lesbians everywhere. Now, there's usually one or two at this given place, but there were at least five different lesbian couples there last night. Needless to say the excessive groping and making out was fucking awesome...but it was still kind of odd. I'd say they'd organized some sort of invasion, but only two of the couples showed up together/knew each other.
Next, for no apparent reason the cops stopped in on six different occasions (I was there from 9:30ish till 2:00). Usually they'll show up at closing time to make sure all the drunks are capable of driving and no one overstays, but they just kept coming around and hanging out for no particular reason.
Then this old guy in a wheel chair was being super weird. He didn't need the wheelchair (kept dancing with one of the lezzies), kept pointing out that his initials (he called himself "Sir Walter _____ ________") spelt out SWAG...I'm not sure why one would readily admit that, but he seemed super proud of that fact. Then he smoked a shit-ton of grass out front of the bar and probably got about 20 people stoned throughout the course of the evening. He also told my friend and I that we were "the happiest couple he's ever seen," which is great and all, except we've never dated.
Finally, this random chick decided she felt like hanging out with my friends and I and proceeded to follow us around all night. Now, she was nice and all, but she was just super fucking clingy for a person that we'd never seen before.
I'm still kind of reeling from the vast amount of "what the **** is going on?" that occurred and figured I'd share. At least, if nothing else, it was an entertaining night.
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