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<div style="text-align:left;">Q: What do the St Louis Blues and the Titanic have in common?</div>
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the St Louis Blues?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: Why do Blues fans drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Chicago!
Q: Why did the Blues enforcer retire early?
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!
Q: What do you call 5 St Louis Blues players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are the Blues like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the St Louis Blues have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.
Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Blackhawks and the St Louis Blues?
A: The last Hawks Stanley Cup Finals team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of St Louis Blues tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of St Louis Blues tickets.
Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the St Louis Blues?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why do the Blues suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Q: What is it called when a St Louis Blues player blows in another Blues players ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do college students and the Blues have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
Q: What's blue and orange and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid Plumber?
A: The St Louis Blues
Q: What do a fine wine and the St Louis Blues have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Blues players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Blues fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 St Louis Blues with 23 lesbians?
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!
Q: What is the difference between a St Louis Blues fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Q: What song do St Louis Blues fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
Q: Whats the difference between the St Louis Blues and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What do the St Louis Blues and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Blues fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: Did you hear the St Louis Blues are moving to the Phillipines?
A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!
Q: What do I have in common with the St Louis Blues?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Stanley Cup Finals on television.
Q: What do St Louis Blues fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How many St Louis Blues does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A: The St Louis Blues.
Q: How can you tell if a Blues fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!
Q: What do the St Louis Blues and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an St Louis Blues fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Blues forward, a Blues center, and a Blues defender, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
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