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It just occurred to me, that all of these players are in the NBA still.

Imagine if our lineup was:

Janero Pargo
Keith Bogans
James Johnson
Tyrus Thomas
Eddie Curry
Larry Hughes
Devin Brown
Brian Scalabrine
Chris Richards
Maybe Flip Murray

I'm not talking about overpaid guys with giant targets on their back. I mean, straight up shit players, or players that just made everyone around them shit, while they pad their own stats. Yeah, some of these were expiring contracts, and that's not fair. But the probability is that we're going to see the FO pick up a handful of straight up SHIT players for 2012-13.

So the question is, how many games could that team win in a full regular season. And if you can make it shittier with active NBA players (spare the TIRED jokes of just inserting Gordon/Boozer ect into the mix), then please do so.
 

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Wes Johnson,Andris Biedriņš, Andray Blatche. All awful
 

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Larry Hughes and Devin Brown are still in the NBA? :bizarro:

That team could win about...15 games I think. Tops.
 

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That team could probably only win 3-4 more games than the Bobcats.
 

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Pretty sure we can put Lucas on this team, right?

I would, but I didn't want to list him, because some fans actually liked what he brought. :shrug:
 

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I would, but I didn't want to list him, because some fans actually liked what he brought. :shrug:
I didn't know a PG who can't run the point and bricks threes is what fans like
 

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I didn't know a PG who can't run the point and bricks threes is what fans like

Me either. They seem to LOVE all-stars that act like diva's though.
 

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