The Bears are Super Bowl Bound

[Heidenlarm]

While the collective chicken little meatballs are busy ripping their dicks off as the sky falls onto their tiny branes, I am here to reassure the rest of you that the Bears will be in the Super Bowl.

After Justin Fields' comments earlier this morning I'm feeling pretty confident. Does anyone else remember the last time a Bears QB said **** it?

Well I'm here to remind you: F–k It. I’m Throwing It Downfield.

Put your dicks back on everyone!!!

 

[FozzyBear]

eta 2042

 

[Heidenlarm]

eta 2042

It didn't take the greatest Bear in the history of Bears' history, Sexy Rexy, that long. He said **** it and we were in the super bowl.

 

[FozzyBear]

It didn't take the greatest Bear in the history of Bears' history, Sexy Rexy, that long. He said **** it and we were in the super bowl.

he wasnt coached by the hits man and the luke

 

[Enasic]

Yes, feel extremely confident that the QB isn’t comfortable with thinking or processing. I’ve never heard a QB voice that, so this will likely turn around pretty quickly

 

[Heidenlarm]

he wasnt coached by the hits man and the luke

Saying **** it means not listening to the coaches my dude.

 

[Heidenlarm]

Has anyone clicked the link yet?

 

[FozzyBear]

Saying **** it means not listening to the coaches my dude.

but he will... like rex ultimately did..

 

[greg23]

The Bears have a murderers row of shitbags coming up soon......problem is; they may be the shitbag of all shitbags

 

[Heidenlarm]

The Bears have a murderers row of shitbags coming up soon......problem is; they may be the shitbag of all shitbags

**** it.

 

[Novoitus]

Has anyone clicked the link yet?

Yes! I love the pornography you share with us

 

[Heidenlarm]

Yes! I love the pornography you share with us

They don't call him Sexy Rexy for nothing.

 

[onebud34]

This is the perfect script. Unfolds like a champion

 

[JustinSteeleCyYoung]

I won Super Bowl tickets with DraftKings. I told myself I’d go if the bears were in it and sell them otherwise. I think I’ll still be selling them lol

 

[Heidenlarm]

This is the perfect script. Unfolds like a champion

Da passion. Da fiyaaaah.

 

[Montucky]

I'm pretty sure Jay Cutler told the coaches to go **** themselves on a weekly basis. He also threw four interceptions to DeAngelo Hall in one game.

 

[Heidenlarm]

I'm pretty sure Jay Cutler told the coaches to go **** themselves on a weekly basis. He also threw four interceptions to DeAngelo Hall in one game.

Oh he said **** it all the time, however, I don't think he ever explicitly said, "**** it."

Sometimes you have to say those words out loud for it fully sink in.

Also **** it > don't care.

 

[Montucky]

Oh he said **** it all the time, however, I don't think he ever explicitly said, "**** it."

Sometimes you have to say those words out loud for it fully sink in.

Also **** it > don't care.

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How many of these you want?

 

[Heidenlarm]

I won Super Bowl tickets with DraftKings. I told myself I’d go if the bears were in it and sell them otherwise. I think I’ll still be selling them lol

Or you know you could hook a fella up over here.

I would love to personally watch Justin Fields run the opening kickoff for a touchdown.

 

[Heidenlarm]

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How many of these you want?

Keep em coming for the good of the community.