The Bears NEED to trade for 1984 Joe Montana

[WearShades]

As has been made abundantly clear by the football gurus who frequent this site, Jay Cutler has a vagina. Vaginas aren't very good at football. This we know for sure.

So the only reasonable recourse is to trade for 1984 Joe Montana. He doesn't shit his pants!

Make it happen Angelo.

 

[Popinski Soda]

Come on man, be realistic. Do you know how many draft picks we'd have to give up to get 1984 Joe Montana?

 

[FirstTimer]

I'd settle for 1980 Vince Ferragamo