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the shotgun in the tissue box killed me lmao
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Lol, this guy is a professional craigslist troll. He has a bunch of other hilarious messages, but I lost the link.
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Yeah, that's the link. Some funny stuff in there.
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holy shit, im dying
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im laughin so fuckin hard. That link is gold.
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It's good, but he's no Ted Nancy .
http://www.tedlnancy.com/lettersfromanut.php
Another similar copycat.
http://www.rollzero.com/chads-letters
http://www.tedlnancy.com/lettersfromanut.php
Another similar copycat.
http://www.rollzero.com/chads-letters
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the craigslist ones are way better.
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Angry Fish Tank Guy
Posted at: 2013-06-10 13:08:26
Original ad:
55 gallon tank great condition.no scratches. comes with filter. $125. 484-***-****. CALL ME ONLY - NO EMAILS. 484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:
Hey,
That fish tank is beautiful. I must have it! Is it still for sale?
Mike
From Felix ********* to Me:
CALL THE NUMBER
From Me to Felix *********:
What number?
From Felix ********* to Me:
484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:
I just called that number and nobody answered.
From Felix ********* to Me:
i never heard it ring. call again and leave a message if no answer.
From Me to Felix *********:
I just called again. Nobody picked up so I went to leave you a message, but it said your voicemail was full.
From Felix ********* to Me:
my voicemail isnt full the phone never rang. are you calling the right number? 484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:
I just called the number again and I got a fax machine noise. Is there a trick to dialing your number?
From Felix ********* to Me:
what trick??? its a phone number you just dial it!
From Me to Felix *********:
Are you sure you didn't give me the number to a fax machine? Would you rather communicate through fax? That would actually be easier for me.
From Felix ********* to Me:
NO!
From Me to Felix *********:
I wasn't sure what to do, so I sent you a fax. Did you get it?
From Felix ********* to Me:
DONT SEND ME A FAX
From Felix ********* to Me:
STOP SENDING ME FAXES
From Felix ********* to Me:
SERIOUSLY STOP TRYOING TO SEND FAX! IT WONT WORK BECAUSE ITS A CELL PHONE!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
Can't you just set your cell phone to fax machine mode?
From Felix ********* to Me:
what the hell is fax machine mode? cell phones dont have that!
From Felix ********* to Me:
OMG dude ENOUGH WITH THE FAXES!!!!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
Sorry, I set the fax machine to try sending the fax every fifteen minutes until it goes through. It was the office fax machine and I already left for the weekend. Can this wait until Monday?
From Felix ********* to Me:
NO IT CANT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
From Felix ********* to Me:
GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND CANCEL IT RIGHT NOW
From Me to Felix *********:
My apologies, I can't go back. I'm at the airport and my flight to Vancouver leaves in an hour and a half. I'll cancel the fax on Monday when I get back.
From Felix ********* to Me:
HEY! NO! **** THAT YOU BETTER FIND A WAY AND CANCEL THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!! CALL SOMEBODY AT THE OFFICE MAKE THEM DO IT I'M FUCKING SERIOUS
From Me to Felix *********:
Nobody is at the office, it is 6:30! Actually, you know what? The janitor might be there. We are pretty good friends. Do you want me to contact him?
From Felix ********* to Me:
YES
From Me to Felix *********:
Okay, I gave him your info. He's going to call you shortly. I'm on the plane now and they are making us turn our cell phones off for takeoff. Good luck!
From Felix ********* to Me:
DONT HAVE HIM CALL ME YOU IDIOT JUST HAVE HIM CANCEL THE FAX
From Me to Felix *********:
This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:
I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh?
From Felix ********* to Me:
GOD DAMMIT
From Me to Felix *********:
This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:
I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh?
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I made another email account as Dave the Janitor...
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From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Hi there! Is this Felix? Mike told me to contact you about buying a fish tank. I'm Dave, the janitor at Mike's office. I tried calling the number he gave me but it sounded like a fax machine or something, so I am emailing you instead.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
yeah hi dave here's the situation. mike has no idea how phones work and tried to send a fax to my phone using the fax machine at his office. now my phone is getting a call from the fax machine every 15 minutes. he said you can cancel the fax?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Mike didn't mention anything about a fax machine to me. He told me to buy a fish tank from you and he'd get it from me on Monday.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
oh jesus christ...no... he was supposed to tell you to cancel the fax that keeps calling my phone. are you at his office? can you stop the fax?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
So you aren't selling the fish tank?
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
look forget the fish tank just stop the fax machine, PLEASE!!
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Why are you so worried about this fax machine? Can't you just turn your cell phone to fax mode?
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
that isnt a thing! look im done screwing around here. just stop the fax machine, ok?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Tell you what, I'll cancel the fax machine if you drop the price on the fish tank to $75.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
look im in no mood to haggle with a janitor over a fucking fish tank.
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Excuse me? "with a janitor?" What is that supposed to mean? What if I had a fancy rich person job as an investment banker? Would you haggle with me then? I don't like your condescending tone, buddy. I know being a janitor isn't the most desirable job, but I gotta put food on the table for my kids somehow! Sorry I'm not an astronaut with a degree in brain surgery! You're in no mood to argue with a janitor? Well guess what? I am in no mood to turn off fax machines for a rude, snobby, patronizing fish tank owner!
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
i didnt mean to insult you. i like janitors. im sorry! can you please just turn off the fax machine!
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Fine. But I am telling Mike what you said to me and I don't think he will want to buy a fish tank from you after that. Are you this rude to your fish? Oh I'm Felix! Sorry, I'm in no mood to feed a goldfish! Maybe if you were a $500 Blueface Angel fish I would feed you.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
......are you done?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Yes, I stopped the fax. Sorry it took me so long to figure out how to cancel it. I'm just a janitor. What do I know about fax machines? I don't have a fancy degree in fax machine engineering.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
yeah yeah.... thats enough. thanks bye
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A few days later, from my original email account...
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From Me to Felix *********:
Felix,
I just got back from Canada to find out you were belittling my janitor? Dave is one of the best janitors I have ever had the pleasure of working with, so you better watch your mouth. You think you are better than him or something? Big words coming from a guy who doesn't even own a fax machine. You can forget about me buying your fish tank!
Mike
From Felix ********* to Me:
good because im not selling anything to a stupid **** who cant even figure out how to dial a phone number!!!!!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
Please, stop harassing me and Dave. You've done enough. Leave us alone.
From Felix ********* to Me:
oh im harassing YOU? the dumbass who sets a fax to send me every 15 minutes and then LEAVES THE FUCKING COUNTRY? you know how many times that fax machine called me you stupid piece of shit you have the nerve to say IM harassing YOU? go **** yourself you fucking ********!!!!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:
Hola! I will be on vacation in Mexico until Monday, June 17th and will not be checking my email until I return. Adios, amigos!
Posted at: 2013-06-10 13:08:26
Original ad:
55 gallon tank great condition.no scratches. comes with filter. $125. 484-***-****. CALL ME ONLY - NO EMAILS. 484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:
Hey,
That fish tank is beautiful. I must have it! Is it still for sale?
Mike
From Felix ********* to Me:
CALL THE NUMBER
From Me to Felix *********:
What number?
From Felix ********* to Me:
484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:
I just called that number and nobody answered.
From Felix ********* to Me:
i never heard it ring. call again and leave a message if no answer.
From Me to Felix *********:
I just called again. Nobody picked up so I went to leave you a message, but it said your voicemail was full.
From Felix ********* to Me:
my voicemail isnt full the phone never rang. are you calling the right number? 484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:
I just called the number again and I got a fax machine noise. Is there a trick to dialing your number?
From Felix ********* to Me:
what trick??? its a phone number you just dial it!
From Me to Felix *********:
Are you sure you didn't give me the number to a fax machine? Would you rather communicate through fax? That would actually be easier for me.
From Felix ********* to Me:
NO!
From Me to Felix *********:
I wasn't sure what to do, so I sent you a fax. Did you get it?
From Felix ********* to Me:
DONT SEND ME A FAX
From Felix ********* to Me:
STOP SENDING ME FAXES
From Felix ********* to Me:
SERIOUSLY STOP TRYOING TO SEND FAX! IT WONT WORK BECAUSE ITS A CELL PHONE!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
Can't you just set your cell phone to fax machine mode?
From Felix ********* to Me:
what the hell is fax machine mode? cell phones dont have that!
From Felix ********* to Me:
OMG dude ENOUGH WITH THE FAXES!!!!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
Sorry, I set the fax machine to try sending the fax every fifteen minutes until it goes through. It was the office fax machine and I already left for the weekend. Can this wait until Monday?
From Felix ********* to Me:
NO IT CANT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
From Felix ********* to Me:
GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND CANCEL IT RIGHT NOW
From Me to Felix *********:
My apologies, I can't go back. I'm at the airport and my flight to Vancouver leaves in an hour and a half. I'll cancel the fax on Monday when I get back.
From Felix ********* to Me:
HEY! NO! **** THAT YOU BETTER FIND A WAY AND CANCEL THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!! CALL SOMEBODY AT THE OFFICE MAKE THEM DO IT I'M FUCKING SERIOUS
From Me to Felix *********:
Nobody is at the office, it is 6:30! Actually, you know what? The janitor might be there. We are pretty good friends. Do you want me to contact him?
From Felix ********* to Me:
YES
From Me to Felix *********:
Okay, I gave him your info. He's going to call you shortly. I'm on the plane now and they are making us turn our cell phones off for takeoff. Good luck!
From Felix ********* to Me:
DONT HAVE HIM CALL ME YOU IDIOT JUST HAVE HIM CANCEL THE FAX
From Me to Felix *********:
This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:
I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh?
From Felix ********* to Me:
GOD DAMMIT
From Me to Felix *********:
This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:
I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh?
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I made another email account as Dave the Janitor...
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From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Hi there! Is this Felix? Mike told me to contact you about buying a fish tank. I'm Dave, the janitor at Mike's office. I tried calling the number he gave me but it sounded like a fax machine or something, so I am emailing you instead.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
yeah hi dave here's the situation. mike has no idea how phones work and tried to send a fax to my phone using the fax machine at his office. now my phone is getting a call from the fax machine every 15 minutes. he said you can cancel the fax?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Mike didn't mention anything about a fax machine to me. He told me to buy a fish tank from you and he'd get it from me on Monday.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
oh jesus christ...no... he was supposed to tell you to cancel the fax that keeps calling my phone. are you at his office? can you stop the fax?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
So you aren't selling the fish tank?
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
look forget the fish tank just stop the fax machine, PLEASE!!
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Why are you so worried about this fax machine? Can't you just turn your cell phone to fax mode?
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
that isnt a thing! look im done screwing around here. just stop the fax machine, ok?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Tell you what, I'll cancel the fax machine if you drop the price on the fish tank to $75.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
look im in no mood to haggle with a janitor over a fucking fish tank.
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Excuse me? "with a janitor?" What is that supposed to mean? What if I had a fancy rich person job as an investment banker? Would you haggle with me then? I don't like your condescending tone, buddy. I know being a janitor isn't the most desirable job, but I gotta put food on the table for my kids somehow! Sorry I'm not an astronaut with a degree in brain surgery! You're in no mood to argue with a janitor? Well guess what? I am in no mood to turn off fax machines for a rude, snobby, patronizing fish tank owner!
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
i didnt mean to insult you. i like janitors. im sorry! can you please just turn off the fax machine!
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Fine. But I am telling Mike what you said to me and I don't think he will want to buy a fish tank from you after that. Are you this rude to your fish? Oh I'm Felix! Sorry, I'm in no mood to feed a goldfish! Maybe if you were a $500 Blueface Angel fish I would feed you.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
......are you done?
From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:
Yes, I stopped the fax. Sorry it took me so long to figure out how to cancel it. I'm just a janitor. What do I know about fax machines? I don't have a fancy degree in fax machine engineering.
From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:
yeah yeah.... thats enough. thanks bye
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A few days later, from my original email account...
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From Me to Felix *********:
Felix,
I just got back from Canada to find out you were belittling my janitor? Dave is one of the best janitors I have ever had the pleasure of working with, so you better watch your mouth. You think you are better than him or something? Big words coming from a guy who doesn't even own a fax machine. You can forget about me buying your fish tank!
Mike
From Felix ********* to Me:
good because im not selling anything to a stupid **** who cant even figure out how to dial a phone number!!!!!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
Please, stop harassing me and Dave. You've done enough. Leave us alone.
From Felix ********* to Me:
oh im harassing YOU? the dumbass who sets a fax to send me every 15 minutes and then LEAVES THE FUCKING COUNTRY? you know how many times that fax machine called me you stupid piece of shit you have the nerve to say IM harassing YOU? go **** yourself you fucking ********!!!!!!
From Me to Felix *********:
This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:
Hola! I will be on vacation in Mexico until Monday, June 17th and will not be checking my email until I return. Adios, amigos!
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Shitty Roommate #2
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:48:39
YOU Wrote:
Hi Megan! I am interested in your ad about a roommate for your apartment.
A little bit about myself, I am 21 years old and have two kids. Don't worry, though, their mother doesn't know I moved here (heh heh) so they most likely will never find me. I know your ad said female only, so I hope you don't mind that I am male.
I saw you said pets are ok, so I hope the two parrots I own will not be a problem. They only understand German, which I do not speak, so I kind of just let them fly around and do their own thing.
I am currently working at an audio repair shop as a subwoofer technician. This means that I bring home subwoofers a lot and have to try them out at full volume. I hope this is okay with you.
Now since you are a female, I should let you know that I tend to get drunk a lot and **** anything that moves. If you have a problem with this, just let me know.
I like to throw parties a lot. Your ad said you are a smoker, so is it okay if my friends come over and smoke meth occasionally? I promise we won't get out of hand.
It is great that you are female, I hope that means that you can do my laundry and cook for me.
I'll look forward to living with you!
- Derek
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
ummmmmmmm no thanks! i said female only and no offense, but u sound like a horrible person to live with
YOU Wrote:
Megan,
I know you said female only, but my friends have told me that I am very feminine. I even like to watch American Idol! And if you don't mind me asking, why do you think I am a horrible person to live with? If you have a problem with my German parrots, I'll understand. My last roommate was Jewish too.
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
no im not jewish lol. i dont care if u like american idol. you blast subwoofers, drink, and smoke meth, and expect me to cook for you? hell no. sorry
YOU Wrote:
Well sorry Megan if you feel that you shouldn't have to cook for me. It is just that I am a firm believer that women are responsible for those types of things. I'll smoke the meth outside if you are gonna be a twat about it.
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
um excuse me? you are an asshole! what are you from the 1950s or something? fucking sexist prick
YOU Wrote:
1950's? Oh I see, you are one of those feminist bitches. I bet you think women should be allowed to vote too. HA! Well Megan, I am sorry to say this, but I have decided that I do not want to live with you anymore. Maybe next time you'll be a little more open minded about meth, and know your role when it comes to cooking and cleaning.
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
GOOD! i didnt want u to live here in the first place!!! now **** OFF!!!!
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:48:39
YOU Wrote:
Hi Megan! I am interested in your ad about a roommate for your apartment.
A little bit about myself, I am 21 years old and have two kids. Don't worry, though, their mother doesn't know I moved here (heh heh) so they most likely will never find me. I know your ad said female only, so I hope you don't mind that I am male.
I saw you said pets are ok, so I hope the two parrots I own will not be a problem. They only understand German, which I do not speak, so I kind of just let them fly around and do their own thing.
I am currently working at an audio repair shop as a subwoofer technician. This means that I bring home subwoofers a lot and have to try them out at full volume. I hope this is okay with you.
Now since you are a female, I should let you know that I tend to get drunk a lot and **** anything that moves. If you have a problem with this, just let me know.
I like to throw parties a lot. Your ad said you are a smoker, so is it okay if my friends come over and smoke meth occasionally? I promise we won't get out of hand.
It is great that you are female, I hope that means that you can do my laundry and cook for me.
I'll look forward to living with you!
- Derek
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
ummmmmmmm no thanks! i said female only and no offense, but u sound like a horrible person to live with
YOU Wrote:
Megan,
I know you said female only, but my friends have told me that I am very feminine. I even like to watch American Idol! And if you don't mind me asking, why do you think I am a horrible person to live with? If you have a problem with my German parrots, I'll understand. My last roommate was Jewish too.
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
no im not jewish lol. i dont care if u like american idol. you blast subwoofers, drink, and smoke meth, and expect me to cook for you? hell no. sorry
YOU Wrote:
Well sorry Megan if you feel that you shouldn't have to cook for me. It is just that I am a firm believer that women are responsible for those types of things. I'll smoke the meth outside if you are gonna be a twat about it.
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
um excuse me? you are an asshole! what are you from the 1950s or something? fucking sexist prick
YOU Wrote:
1950's? Oh I see, you are one of those feminist bitches. I bet you think women should be allowed to vote too. HA! Well Megan, I am sorry to say this, but I have decided that I do not want to live with you anymore. Maybe next time you'll be a little more open minded about meth, and know your role when it comes to cooking and cleaning.
MEGAN *********** Wrote:
GOOD! i didnt want u to live here in the first place!!! now **** OFF!!!!
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That's because Ted Nancy didn't post his best ones on his site for free. You have to buy the book. They're so much better, and not only that, he tackled reputable businesses that would be much quicker to chuck a joke letter, than people who get a small amount of responses to begin with off craigslist. Low hanging fruit vs climbing a mountain.
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Comanche Quest
Posted at: 2011-09-01 12:41:18
Original ad:
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
ok thanks
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
Sorry about that.
Leo
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
okay...
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, Leo! I haven't talked to him in forever! How's he doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
i dunno. i just met him online
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Do me a favor, will ya? Tell Leo that Chris asked how he's doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
What did Leo say?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
he said he is good
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Great! Anyway, I'm not selling the Comanche, my brother is. Can I give him your email address so he can get in touch with you? His name is Randy.
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
oh god dammit. fine give him my email
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Will do!
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hey, I just talked to Leo. He said you didn't tell him I asked how he was doing! Why did you lie to me?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
look i dont give a **** man i just want to buy a fuckin comanche and you keep dicking me around. who gives a **** how hes doing if you were talking to him then why the **** didnt you just fucking ask him? for christ's sake just fucking put me through to the guy selling the comanche already
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Calm down, son. No need to get your panties in a bunch. I just got off the phone with Randy and he is going to email you shortly.
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hello! Is this Joe?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no my name is joel
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Oh, my mistake. I must have misheard Chris. I couldn't really hear him over the phone. He is using one of those new "smart phones" but personally I think they sound terrible. You won't find me using one of those, no sir. My good-ol-fashioned land line phone will do me just fine. Everyone always tells me I sound very clear on my phone, they ask me "Randy, how do you sound so crisp and clear on your phone?" and I tell them "I'm using a land line! If you want to sound clear, take your cell phone and throw it in the trash!" This new technology is a load of garbage if you ask me. You don't use a cell phone, do ya Joe? I wouldn't if I were you. Anyway, I just got off the phone with Chris. He tells me you are interested in buying my Jeep Cherokee?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no a jeep COMANCHE. please tell me you have a comanche not a fuckign cherokee
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, the Jeep Comanche! A fine vehicle. Mine was a 1994, had a lot of good times in that truck. Once I drove that truck all the way to Newark! Couldn't believe it made it, but that truck was one tough son-of-a-*****. It was a long trip but I just popped in my Johnny Cash cassette tapes and I was set for the whole ride. Do you listen to Johnny Cash? Great man, he was. Anyway, the Comanche. I was selling that, yes. Unfortunately, I sold it to a guy about a month ago. Real nice guy who bought it, I'm trying to remember his name. I remember thinking it was Mike but it wasn't Mike. It was something foreign...I'm leaning towards "Mikel."
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
i dont give a **** what his name is asshole. what the **** you fucking idiots just wasted my fucking time for nothing
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Boy, Chris was right when he said you were an angry lad. Relax, I've got some good news for you. Mikel loved the Comanche, but he has to move far away and is unable to take the truck with him. Therefore he is trying to sell the truck. He tried to sell it back to me for 500 bucks, but I told him "Mikel, why in the hell would I need the Comanche? I just bought a new F150!" You should see my F150, it is really nice. Perfect for hauling my ATVs to Chris's house. Chris has a lot of property up in Hagerstown and we love to go offroading there with his pal Leo. Leo sure is a crazy son-of-a-*****! Speaking of Leo, what's this I hear about you lying to Chris about asking Leo how he's doing? Why would you do that?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
ENOUGH WITH THE RANTS JUST SHUT UP!!!!! HOLY SHIT WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP!? I DONT GIVE A **** ABOUT ANY OF YOUR SHIT ASS STORIES JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUY WHO IS SELLING THE COMANCHE!!! GOT THAT? NOT HIS SON, NOT HIS FUCKING BROTHER, JUST THE GUY WITH THE TRUCK. QUIT WASTING MY FUCKING TIME
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Jeez, you sure are an angry fella! Don't like to talk much, do ya? I understand you're just trying to buy a truck. You're all business, I respect that. You're going to want to email Mikel. I am confident he is still trying to sell the truck. You'll love it, its a real beaut. Mikel's email address is ***********@hotmail.com
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
hey some jackass named randy told me he sold you a jeep comanche and you are looking to sell it?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Olen segaduses. Mida sa sellega öelda tahad? Kas te räägite eesti keeles?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
fucking hell...ENGLISH? do you speak english?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
American, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yes philadelphia are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes! Car sale, me to you sales of vehicle, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yeah do you have pictures/information?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes photographs!
Its nice cars, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
THATS NOT A FUCKING JEEP COMANCHE Special person
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh you buys Jeep from me, yes? Comanche strongs truck! Loud! Vrrrrrrrr! Ha ha ha.
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
ha fucking ha. send me a picture of the fucking jeep
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
YES that is what i want. how much are you selling it for?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
I sells for 5800 Kroons, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
what the **** is a kroon? how much in AMERICAN MONEY?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh no, no Americans Dollars in here Estonia. Onlys kroon. Yous comes to Estonia to buy?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
the jeep is in fucking estonia are you shitting me? i dont even know where the **** that is
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes, Estonia. Yous comes buy, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
NO! **** ESTONIA AND **** YOU!!! GODDAMMIT WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME
Posted at: 2011-09-01 12:41:18
Original ad:
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
ok thanks
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
Sorry about that.
Leo
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
okay...
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, Leo! I haven't talked to him in forever! How's he doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
i dunno. i just met him online
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Do me a favor, will ya? Tell Leo that Chris asked how he's doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
What did Leo say?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
he said he is good
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Great! Anyway, I'm not selling the Comanche, my brother is. Can I give him your email address so he can get in touch with you? His name is Randy.
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
oh god dammit. fine give him my email
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Will do!
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hey, I just talked to Leo. He said you didn't tell him I asked how he was doing! Why did you lie to me?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
look i dont give a **** man i just want to buy a fuckin comanche and you keep dicking me around. who gives a **** how hes doing if you were talking to him then why the **** didnt you just fucking ask him? for christ's sake just fucking put me through to the guy selling the comanche already
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Calm down, son. No need to get your panties in a bunch. I just got off the phone with Randy and he is going to email you shortly.
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hello! Is this Joe?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no my name is joel
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Oh, my mistake. I must have misheard Chris. I couldn't really hear him over the phone. He is using one of those new "smart phones" but personally I think they sound terrible. You won't find me using one of those, no sir. My good-ol-fashioned land line phone will do me just fine. Everyone always tells me I sound very clear on my phone, they ask me "Randy, how do you sound so crisp and clear on your phone?" and I tell them "I'm using a land line! If you want to sound clear, take your cell phone and throw it in the trash!" This new technology is a load of garbage if you ask me. You don't use a cell phone, do ya Joe? I wouldn't if I were you. Anyway, I just got off the phone with Chris. He tells me you are interested in buying my Jeep Cherokee?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no a jeep COMANCHE. please tell me you have a comanche not a fuckign cherokee
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, the Jeep Comanche! A fine vehicle. Mine was a 1994, had a lot of good times in that truck. Once I drove that truck all the way to Newark! Couldn't believe it made it, but that truck was one tough son-of-a-*****. It was a long trip but I just popped in my Johnny Cash cassette tapes and I was set for the whole ride. Do you listen to Johnny Cash? Great man, he was. Anyway, the Comanche. I was selling that, yes. Unfortunately, I sold it to a guy about a month ago. Real nice guy who bought it, I'm trying to remember his name. I remember thinking it was Mike but it wasn't Mike. It was something foreign...I'm leaning towards "Mikel."
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
i dont give a **** what his name is asshole. what the **** you fucking idiots just wasted my fucking time for nothing
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Boy, Chris was right when he said you were an angry lad. Relax, I've got some good news for you. Mikel loved the Comanche, but he has to move far away and is unable to take the truck with him. Therefore he is trying to sell the truck. He tried to sell it back to me for 500 bucks, but I told him "Mikel, why in the hell would I need the Comanche? I just bought a new F150!" You should see my F150, it is really nice. Perfect for hauling my ATVs to Chris's house. Chris has a lot of property up in Hagerstown and we love to go offroading there with his pal Leo. Leo sure is a crazy son-of-a-*****! Speaking of Leo, what's this I hear about you lying to Chris about asking Leo how he's doing? Why would you do that?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
ENOUGH WITH THE RANTS JUST SHUT UP!!!!! HOLY SHIT WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP!? I DONT GIVE A **** ABOUT ANY OF YOUR SHIT ASS STORIES JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUY WHO IS SELLING THE COMANCHE!!! GOT THAT? NOT HIS SON, NOT HIS FUCKING BROTHER, JUST THE GUY WITH THE TRUCK. QUIT WASTING MY FUCKING TIME
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Jeez, you sure are an angry fella! Don't like to talk much, do ya? I understand you're just trying to buy a truck. You're all business, I respect that. You're going to want to email Mikel. I am confident he is still trying to sell the truck. You'll love it, its a real beaut. Mikel's email address is ***********@hotmail.com
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
hey some jackass named randy told me he sold you a jeep comanche and you are looking to sell it?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Olen segaduses. Mida sa sellega öelda tahad? Kas te räägite eesti keeles?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
fucking hell...ENGLISH? do you speak english?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
American, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yes philadelphia are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes! Car sale, me to you sales of vehicle, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yeah do you have pictures/information?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes photographs!
Its nice cars, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
THATS NOT A FUCKING JEEP COMANCHE Special person
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh you buys Jeep from me, yes? Comanche strongs truck! Loud! Vrrrrrrrr! Ha ha ha.
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
ha fucking ha. send me a picture of the fucking jeep
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
YES that is what i want. how much are you selling it for?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
I sells for 5800 Kroons, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
what the **** is a kroon? how much in AMERICAN MONEY?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh no, no Americans Dollars in here Estonia. Onlys kroon. Yous comes to Estonia to buy?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
the jeep is in fucking estonia are you shitting me? i dont even know where the **** that is
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes, Estonia. Yous comes buy, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
NO! **** ESTONIA AND **** YOU!!! GODDAMMIT WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME
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