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The CCS Funny Quotes/Sayings Thread
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"dustin, where the **** is my sandwich?"
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Testicles. That is all.
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Who was the greatest hoe in history? Ms. Pacman for 25 cents that hoe swallowed balls til she died.
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"Wanted:
A tall well built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs,who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious
but please only read lines 1,3, and 5"
A tall well built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs,who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious
but please only read lines 1,3, and 5"
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worlds shortest psychiatric joke
a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap...
the psychiatrist says "well i can clearly see your nuts"
a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap...
the psychiatrist says "well i can clearly see your nuts"
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Poop
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when it's hot out....
"It's hotter than two ticks fucking on a sheep's ass out here."
you'll use it. and you're welcome.
"It's hotter than two ticks fucking on a sheep's ass out here."
you'll use it. and you're welcome.
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What i said to a reds fan who thought it would be funny to ask me if I wanted a 3some w/ him and his chick.
(looking at his chick...) "dude...I've stepped over better-looking $5 whores to find a nice corner to jack off in before."
(looking at his chick...) "dude...I've stepped over better-looking $5 whores to find a nice corner to jack off in before."
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Yeah, Tebow's a good QB and an even better guy. Your point?
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You can kiss my Polish/Irish ass - Me. 
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worst thread ever. yeah probably.
go plank on a highway please
go plank on a highway please
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“I maxed out my $14.3 trillion credit card by bombing too many third world countries.” - First World Problems
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"To get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it."
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how can he be look at those melons
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When you say the word "poop," your mouth does the same motion your butthole does when pooping.
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