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What is Batmans favorite drink?
Just ice
Mines
What is Batmans favorite drink?
Just ice
The dad joke thread
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Dam!
Dam!
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How do you get a witch pregnant?
**** her
**** her
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Why can't a bike stand on it's own?
It's two tired.
It's two tired.
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Whenever someone says something is "intense" I cannot resist replying: You mean like camping?
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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
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Millennial/GenZ: Why did the person experiencing girlhood fall off the swing? Because she is a person experiencing armlessness.
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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
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I'm hungry
Hey hungry, I'm dad!
all timer
Hey hungry, I'm dad!
all timer
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs.....? Lean Beef
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Bears are gonna be good this year.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino
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I can't relate to people who say they have a hard time sleeping. It's easy for me. I can do it with my eyes closed.
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
What if she's Japanese?
Irene
Eileen
What if she's Japanese?
Irene
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My wife told me to do lunges. That’s one big step forward