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Sure. Could be the seven beers. Could be the utterly disgusting loss. Idk. This post will be weird and cynical. But, I am not angry, and I'm aware that ALL SIXTEEN games need to be played before any real lucid judgements can be made about this team as a whole. And really, for all components of this team as well. Don't flame me for a meandering post. Or do. Don't care. I am keenly aware of the premature and reactionary nature of this post. But I had some musings on my balcony after calmly thinking about this loss, what I saw, and how much of a shit show I've grown accustomed to partaking in (up until mid-November when I check out mostly). And oh boy.... I think we got ourselves in the most pitiful of quandaries, guys.
Here is the problem in one giant paragraph. And it's enormous. (Both the problem and the paragraph). This is meandering and in no particular order. Pace was given an extension. Could he be fired? If we totally suck and Trashbisky continues to be trash? Maybe. I realllllllyyyy doubt it though. They (ownership) are likely going to give NagyPaceBisky two full calendar years to make this work. Well, TRY and HOPE it works. And here's the thing.... aside from a Kizer like season, it actually makes sense, objectively. Like I get it. Time to gel. Stability blahbiddy blah doo blah. I think it's not a terrible philosophy per se. Like, I get it to an extent. Nagy is most fucking certainly NOT on the hot seat. Unless he goes Bob Mcadoo or starts snorting lines of coke off of hookers, dudes gonna be our coach for 32 games minimum. If Trubisky tanks entirely Pace could be gone and Trubisky relegated to back up duty a la Blaine Gabbert in Jax a while back. That's possible I suppose. Unfortunately, that's not the best scenario. More on that later. But... we, on paper have a full three years invested in NagyPaceBisky. Let's pray this was just Rodgers going Rodgers and we're an 8-8 up and coming team.... but dudes. My dudes. This is totally fucked. Trubisky. Fucking. Sucks. I LOVED him coming into the draft. Accuracy. Poise. Decent athlete. But. He fucking sucks. He's not an A+ athlete. Arm strength meh. But most importantly. Zero poise. Zero killer instinct. Zero anything. Dude is trash. Okay? You either gotta have mahomes/Stafford/Cutler arm, great athleticism, or great poise and competitiveness (Brady/Rodgers) What does he have really? That's 'great'? Nada. Dude is hot garbage left out in the summer. Aint even mad. It is what it is. And here's the kicker.... because of this, Pace is likely gone. And I have to be really honest. Aside from the MONUMENTAL mistake Trubisky is / was two years ago, the dude has been mashing doubles and collecting RBI's like Miguel Cabrera 3 years ago. Bold. Subdued but confident. Relying on weapons like Mark Sadowski. Extending Leno, E.G., Getting a beast in Mack. AR. Drafting Cohen, signing Burton, Etc. the actual, true, median talent level of this roster is night and day from the Emery days (not accounting for position importance, ahem, QB). This. This is why we are so inordinately fucked. Such unbelievably bad luck. It's almost like you can't Make it up. This guy.... IF he stays (which he won't if Trubisky shits the bed all year). Came out of left field and fucking hit a grand salami of an offseason. Save for that one giant monumental shit brick wearing #10 on his back. And. Well. This is what happens. The most unfortunate of scenarios. Instead of keeping Pace. And letting Nagy and the WHOLE staff pick Trubisky's successor.... he'll probably be fired. And be replaced by the next Emery. With no draft capital. Worse yet? Maybe Nagy can't pick a QB worth a shit on his own either. Or he's hamstrung Bc the next GM has say. That's where we are at. A good GM who slayed goddamn dragons that waited too long to do so. A head coach over his head. A trash ass bust of a QB. And what we should do is keep Pace. Keep Nagy (unless he calls horrendous plays all season and has zero ability to put games away... but even then we ain't eating that contract), Bench Trubisky after week 11 with his still middling QB rating. Oh wait..... how can we decide on a future QB??.... we have no draft capital. Like. At all.
Oh. Shit. Oh. And that kinda nullifies the Mack trade props I gave him credit for....
And we do Not possess a QB type deal of cap space...
Oh yeah.
Fuck. Well I guess we can trade for a QB and create more holes from an otherwise emerging roster?! Yeah......
So actually. Fuck Pace. Fire him. Fuck him hard. He believed enough in this piece of trash to GIVE AWAY THE PICKS THAT WOULD REPLACE THIS PIECE OF TRASH. #irony. The arrogance is astounding. It's hubris to the Nth degree. And this, my friends, is the most unfortunate scenario.
Face it guys. We're fucked seven ways to Sunday. I texted my friend the moment it was 20-10 that the game was over. We had lost. We are still losers. And it's gonna get worse.
Within sixty seconds, he said "yeah, I know. I'm watching. You're done. Bears gon Bear."
Trubisky is trash and this is going to get very, very ugly.
When the loss came to be.... I basically uttered 'it's surprising that this isn't surprising'
And. Well. By the time we get a good QB. LOL I meant, IF, .....all of our good players will be three years older.
And the search goes on.
The most unfortunate, of scenarios.
Here is the problem in one giant paragraph. And it's enormous. (Both the problem and the paragraph). This is meandering and in no particular order. Pace was given an extension. Could he be fired? If we totally suck and Trashbisky continues to be trash? Maybe. I realllllllyyyy doubt it though. They (ownership) are likely going to give NagyPaceBisky two full calendar years to make this work. Well, TRY and HOPE it works. And here's the thing.... aside from a Kizer like season, it actually makes sense, objectively. Like I get it. Time to gel. Stability blahbiddy blah doo blah. I think it's not a terrible philosophy per se. Like, I get it to an extent. Nagy is most fucking certainly NOT on the hot seat. Unless he goes Bob Mcadoo or starts snorting lines of coke off of hookers, dudes gonna be our coach for 32 games minimum. If Trubisky tanks entirely Pace could be gone and Trubisky relegated to back up duty a la Blaine Gabbert in Jax a while back. That's possible I suppose. Unfortunately, that's not the best scenario. More on that later. But... we, on paper have a full three years invested in NagyPaceBisky. Let's pray this was just Rodgers going Rodgers and we're an 8-8 up and coming team.... but dudes. My dudes. This is totally fucked. Trubisky. Fucking. Sucks. I LOVED him coming into the draft. Accuracy. Poise. Decent athlete. But. He fucking sucks. He's not an A+ athlete. Arm strength meh. But most importantly. Zero poise. Zero killer instinct. Zero anything. Dude is trash. Okay? You either gotta have mahomes/Stafford/Cutler arm, great athleticism, or great poise and competitiveness (Brady/Rodgers) What does he have really? That's 'great'? Nada. Dude is hot garbage left out in the summer. Aint even mad. It is what it is. And here's the kicker.... because of this, Pace is likely gone. And I have to be really honest. Aside from the MONUMENTAL mistake Trubisky is / was two years ago, the dude has been mashing doubles and collecting RBI's like Miguel Cabrera 3 years ago. Bold. Subdued but confident. Relying on weapons like Mark Sadowski. Extending Leno, E.G., Getting a beast in Mack. AR. Drafting Cohen, signing Burton, Etc. the actual, true, median talent level of this roster is night and day from the Emery days (not accounting for position importance, ahem, QB). This. This is why we are so inordinately fucked. Such unbelievably bad luck. It's almost like you can't Make it up. This guy.... IF he stays (which he won't if Trubisky shits the bed all year). Came out of left field and fucking hit a grand salami of an offseason. Save for that one giant monumental shit brick wearing #10 on his back. And. Well. This is what happens. The most unfortunate of scenarios. Instead of keeping Pace. And letting Nagy and the WHOLE staff pick Trubisky's successor.... he'll probably be fired. And be replaced by the next Emery. With no draft capital. Worse yet? Maybe Nagy can't pick a QB worth a shit on his own either. Or he's hamstrung Bc the next GM has say. That's where we are at. A good GM who slayed goddamn dragons that waited too long to do so. A head coach over his head. A trash ass bust of a QB. And what we should do is keep Pace. Keep Nagy (unless he calls horrendous plays all season and has zero ability to put games away... but even then we ain't eating that contract), Bench Trubisky after week 11 with his still middling QB rating. Oh wait..... how can we decide on a future QB??.... we have no draft capital. Like. At all.
Oh. Shit. Oh. And that kinda nullifies the Mack trade props I gave him credit for....
And we do Not possess a QB type deal of cap space...
Oh yeah.
Fuck. Well I guess we can trade for a QB and create more holes from an otherwise emerging roster?! Yeah......
So actually. Fuck Pace. Fire him. Fuck him hard. He believed enough in this piece of trash to GIVE AWAY THE PICKS THAT WOULD REPLACE THIS PIECE OF TRASH. #irony. The arrogance is astounding. It's hubris to the Nth degree. And this, my friends, is the most unfortunate scenario.
Face it guys. We're fucked seven ways to Sunday. I texted my friend the moment it was 20-10 that the game was over. We had lost. We are still losers. And it's gonna get worse.
Within sixty seconds, he said "yeah, I know. I'm watching. You're done. Bears gon Bear."
Trubisky is trash and this is going to get very, very ugly.
When the loss came to be.... I basically uttered 'it's surprising that this isn't surprising'
And. Well. By the time we get a good QB. LOL I meant, IF, .....all of our good players will be three years older.
And the search goes on.
The most unfortunate, of scenarios.