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wow what a fucking *****.
 

CODE_BLUE56

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lol what a failed vasectomy:shifty:
 

Popinski Soda

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Wife Cuts Off Husband's Penis, Throws in Garbage Disposal - ABC News

Ouch... no way he gets that shit back... she diced his **** up in the garbage disposal!

Poor guy.

I dunno, his prognosis doesn't seem that bad, given the circumstances.

If doctors cannot reattach the original penis, Conn said, "over the next few days, surgeons have to decide what to do to reconstruct the penis. Plastic surgeons who specialize in transgender operations may be able to construct a new penis."

Terlecki said that the penis is recreated by grafting tissue from another part of the body and then augmented with a penile prosthetic.

With the prosthetic, a man can still "urinate and have sexual relations and ejaculate.There's usually not the same force of ejaculation, but plumbing for that purpose is still intact."

"Police were able to recover portions of the penis from the garbage disposal," Nightengale noted, but it is unclear how much or whether doctors will be able to reattach them.

If I were one of these Officers, I'd try making the case to my Sgt. that 'penis recovery' is well above my pay grade.


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beardown28

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Maybe he wanted a sex change...??
 

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Or maybe He was an abusive asshole that cheated on her... just sayin.
 

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Or maybe He was an abusive asshole that cheated on her... just sayin.

Or maybe he was an abusive asshole who cheated on her..................

with the dog.
 

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I'm all against cheating... it's a horrible, horrible thing, but no one deserves that.

Agreed. Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless it's for comedic relief, of course.


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Add in an abusive bastard to the cheating, (just speculation) and I see justification on the retaliation. No woman should be treated as a dog. Now if the ***** is pyscho, then he shouldve ditch the nutjob asap.
 

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