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There's nothing better than wrapping your naked body in a towel that has been fresh out of the dryer. Holla at me if you hear me, mate!
The Perfect Christmas Gift: Towels
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What is this supposed to mean? You're a new poster here that I've never met.
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???
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You’re not wrong.
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This is weird. You're probably one of those chat roulette guys.
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Who is this asshole again?
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Just don't get TOO aggressive rubbing out your bunghole and you should be good bro.
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apparently he is a cuck connoisseur
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Well what kind of asshole would shove a towel up his own ass?
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Nobody that I know, that is for sure. But I have heard that if you get to aggressive with the drying it can literally end up inside you. *shiver*
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Sounds European
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Is this like some new attachment for the bidet??? It washes you out and then shoves a towel up there?
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You’re misunderstanding. There are some English people who actually shove bath towels up their ass.
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Unless you have a camera and a tooth brush, then i can see sticking something up you're ass.
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There’s a whole English subculture that gets off on it.
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I'll take things I am not going to google for 1,000 Alex.... RIP
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I’m confused. Your user profile says that you joined in November, 2020. So how in the world do you know how long anything has been said? Are you an alt? That’s against some rule. I’m not sure, @Scoot26 can clarify.Never has one conversation that has been spun into a lie, been talked about by a group of old age men that weren't there when the original conversation took place so much on a message board.
It's like the lie that @HeHateMe wife died, at least twice over a five year period.
The fact you cunts have held onto a fake story for this long says more about you (40+ - that's some creepy shit) Imagine if @Burque had been part of the group of original posters .... Some fucktard acting like he knows what he's talking about.
Weird.
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You sure know a lot about this place having only been here for two months.